E-Mail Joke Of The Day.....

[Shiner]

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I bought dinner....and I got a bunch of new tools!

 

[BSeyler]

I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.

“I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed,” He said. "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage.”

I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? ,Divorce?"

"Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "No, no... I was paroled.”

 

[mwilson]

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[mwilson]

I am by no means picking on anyone that really needs one of these....but there are plenty riding the aisles that do not need one and the walk would do them good.....







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[mwilson]

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[mwilson]

For you physics types....how long do you have to slap a chicken to cook it??? Some of the commentary is not to be missed....

https://www.facebook.com/892778157420170/posts/2387409234623714?sfns=mo

 

[mwilson]

Duplicate

 

[promisedland]

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And yes, it had to be a Swift.......

 

[Shadrach]

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... she hugged me.

I read a book about marriage. It said you should treat your wife just like you did when you were first dating... so after I took her out for dinner I dropped her off at her Mothers.

I used to be married and I had a small dog as well. My ex took the dog with her. Sometimes I miss the little B*tch.

Remember. You're never too old to learn something Stupid.

 

[mweiman]

Saw this one the other day since you brought up marriage.

 

[BSeyler]

 

[BoeingDiesel]

I received this in an email from a good friend ions ago. real or not...I don't know, but still makes me laugh. There's an old saying, " you're remembered by your last approach and TD."...

 

[Deleted member 995608]

^^hahahaha

 

[Shiner]

^^hahahaha

With that avatar, it's more like.....HEE-HAW, HEE-HAW, HEE-HAW!

 

[Shiner]

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Is she AOC'c sister? Same crazy ideas.

 

[mwilson]

 

[Crank]

Been there, done that.

 

[mwilson]

 

[mwilson]

 

[mwilson]

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