E-Mail Joke Of The Day.....

[NIsaacs]

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Here ya go.

 

[GAmes]

A video of how easy it is to make your own mask.

 

[DavidC]

A video of how easy it is to make your own mask.

That was GREAT

 

[DHayden]

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[mwilson]

 

[brucejohnson]

 

[BSeyler]

 

[GCroyle]

But what if it wasn't a typo just the REAL MESSAGE!

 

[TFucili]

But what if it wasn't a typo just the REAL MESSAGE!

It all 'depends'...

 

[GCroyle]

CLEANUP AT REGISTER 6 CLEANUP AT REGISTER 6

Sorry folks it's the pandemic that made me do it.

 

[BoeingDiesel]

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line
when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog,
I was starting the Purina Diet again.

I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here
that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.

I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's *ss and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

Costco won't let me shop there any more.

 

[BIGNASTY]

I would like to see how an EMU tastes on a rotisserie I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL MORE THAN ANY OTHER FOR SOME REASON

 

[fest3er]

I would like to see how an EMU tastes on a rotisserie I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL MORE THAN ANY OTHER FOR SOME REASON

"Emu meat is an excellent alternative for health-conscious consumers who love the taste of beef. The red emu meat is similar in taste and texture to lean beef, but lower in cholesterol, fat, and calories. The tenderness and texture of emu meat enables it to be prepared in a variety of ways."

 

[BIGNASTY]

I don't really like Costco now at least ours doesn't sell the Polish Dog anymore, They have the hot dog which is OK but the polish dog with brown mustard & onions. I can't get out of the place without Chocolate covered almonds & Chocolate Carmel Macadamia Clusters.

 

[BIGNASTY]

I don't really like Costco now at least ours doesn't sell the Polish Dog anymore, They have the hot dog which is OK but the polish dog with brown mustard & onions. I can't get out of the place without Chocolate covered almonds & Chocolate Carmel Macadamia Clusters.

Then I JUST WANT IT DEAD I have more than enough Beef on the hoof

 

[mwilson]

 

[mwilson]

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[mwilson]

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[BIGNASTY]

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I added Bluegill to our pond at the recommended late summer time, so they could adapt before the winter. Also installed a Pond Fountain hoping no skitters this year!!!

 

[EDankievitch]