Favorite Movie Quotes

[homeka45]

Conan the barbarian describing what is good in life "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women. "



Pinckley in the Dirty Dozen, "They're very pretty colonel, but can they fight?"



The Black Knight from Monty Pythons Search for the Holy Grail "It's only a flesh wound. "



"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" from The Shining



"Slider, you stink" from Top Gun

 

[Batman]

"you guys look like a monkey f@#king a football!" Days of Thunder



"These two yutes" My Cousin Vinny



"You fargin Ishole" Johnny Dangerously



"My mother did that to me once... ... ... ... ... ... . Once" Johnny Dangerously



"You fargin sneaky Bastich" Johny Dangerously



"I ain't got time to bleed" Predator



"Your feable Jedi skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side" Return of the Jedi

 

[Sled Puller]

Tombstone, Clint, Arny, Austin Powers, Smokey and the Bandit, Patton, man, they are all loaded with good ones!

Nicholas Cage has someone good ones in alot of movies.





Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.

"My fight ain't with you Holiday. "



I beg to differ. We started a game we never finished, play for blood remember?



"Allright Lunger! lets do it!"



I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bear.





Who ya chasin Sherriff? Someone chasin you?

Noones chasin me boy!(spit spit)



Bankrobbin is babys*** compared to what this dude is doin!



Thank you kind lady... ... ..... nice ass.



BONZAI!

I saw that ! You did that on purpose!



Thats great pshycology, why don't you just say something bad about my Mother?

Your Momma is so... ... ...



I ought to be in Nashville!(Jerry Reed)



Anything Mustafa says when he is supposed be dead.

 

[Briar Hopper]

From LeMans, starring Steve McQueen , the best racing movie ever made: "Racing is life. The rest is just waiting. "

From

Lone Wolf McQuade , best movie Chuck Norris ever made:

Bad guy in a wheelchair pointing a revolver at Chuck: "Mine's bigger! "

Chuck: "Mine's loaded ! "

 

[me4osu]

More Monty Python

Holy Grail:

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

"Your father is a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries. "

"Its only a bleeding bunny rabbit, Go chop its head off. "

"We are the knights who say neet. Bring us a shrubbery. "



Meaning of Life:

"They rejoiced and ate breakfast cereals... "

"I'll have the lot. With the eggs on top, and don't skimp on the pate. "

"Pi55 off. I can't eat another bite. "

"Could you get that for me Diedre?"

"... because we are protestants. If I want to, I can put a condom on my John Thomas. "

"Live organ donation. Right, out with your kidneys then. But, I'm not dead yet. "

"The salmon mousse. "

 

[Jumbo Jet]

From 'Unforgiven' when Eastwood was telling them to bury his friend Ned. I'll try to get it as close as I can remember.



"if you don't I'll kill all you sons of bit%hes and burn your da%n town down!"



And at some point he said he'd kill all the women and kids too!

 

[paccool]

I'm with Wyosteve



"Go ahead, make my day"



Stan

 

[klenger]

"He's been mostly dead all day" - The Princess Bride



"One prophylactic, ... soiled" - The Blues Brothers



"Is there some kind of problem with gravity in the future?" - Back to the Future



"Cut the red wire, ... but first... " M. A. S. H. (the TV series while disarming a bomb).



This is a great thread.

 

[Briar Hopper]

"Get outa there before a herpes jumps on ya!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice , to his son, the idiot deputy, as they both peer into a hotel meeting room full of naked people, in Smokey and the Bandit II

 

[GGill]

"think you used enough dynamite there Butch!?"



Movie: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

 

[JMichelson]

From the Movie Tombstone



Never get in a fight with a man who has nothing to loose.

 

[Royk]

"Nice Beaver"



Leslie Nielsen to Priscilla Presley as she climbs down a ladder in a short dress, only to reveal... a stuffed beaver she grabbed off a shelf! From "Naked Gun"



-Roy

 

[LAnthony]

NEW QUOTE

MOVIE: MR. MOM

SCENE: KEATON IS BRAGGING ABOUT THE HOME IMPROVMENTS HE IS DOING TO HIS WIFES NEW BOSS.



MIKE: yEP, BLOWION OUT THESE WALLS AND RE-WIRING THE WHOLE THING.



BOSS: yOU GOING WITH 220 ALL THE WAY AROUND?



MIKE: YEP, 220, 221... . WHAT EVER IT TAKES... ...



(INSERT RIM SHOT HERE)

 

[drawson]

We're on a mission from god... Blue Brothers

 

[MCummings]

Chris Farley,,



WELL LADDEEE FREAKIN' DA !!

 

[me4osu]

Spiccoli on "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"



"Nuthin wrong with a little feast on OUR time. "

 

[RottnDogue]

Forrest Gump

Lieutenant Dan: Have you found God yet, Gump?

Forrest Gump: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him.

 

[RottnDogue]

Braveheart

I hope you washed your a$$ this morning, it's about to be kissed by a king.

 

[me4osu]

More Gump

"Only thing good about being shot in the buttocks, is all the ice cream they give you. "

 

[RottnDogue]

YO ADRIAN... ... I DID IT!!!