Favorite Movie Quotes

[me4osu]

"Your a bum. "

"I aint no bum. "

"Your a bum. "

"I aint no bum. "

ad infinitum

 

[jwdeeming]

From Shanghai Noon

Oh, does the sick prisoner routine still work in China? 'Cause here, it's been done to death.



- Roy O'Bannon

 

[TxDieselKid]

Chris Tucker, and Jackie Chan....

"DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?!?!?!"



In the first movie Tucker says it to Chan, in the 2nd movie Chan says it to Tucker, funny stuff.



Andrew

 

[me4osu]

I like the one that Tucker said in the movie Friday.



Upon viewing the neighbor's wife scantily clad in her front yard, Smokey (Chris) exclaims "Man, I'd knock the dust off THAT *****" (another word for cat).

 

[TxDieselKid]

more Tucker.....

"It's Friday, you aint got no job, you aint got nuthin to do... ... *****(another name for an african-american that they call each other) I'm going to get you h!gh!"



Tucker has some good lines from just about every movie he does I think.



Andrew

 

[mdlowry]

from Army of Darkness:

Good, bad, I'm the one with the gun.

This is my BOOM stick.

from The Princess Bride:

Never go in against a Sicialian when DEATH is on the line!

I do not mean to pry, but you do not by chance have 6 fingers on your right hand?(or something like that)

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Originally posted by Batman

"You fargin Ishole" Johnny Dangerously



"My mother did that to me once... ... ... ... ... ... . Once" Johnny Dangerously



"You fargin sneaky Bastich" Johny Dangerously



"I ain't got time to bleed" Predator

He mah whatcha' cookin ... ..... MBeer ... ... Ah beer&Noodles my favorite.



Why what is it ..... Its her patoetary gland... ... ... ... Dock can you fix it? ... ... . Oh yes johnny... ... . Great! it'l be good to see ma spit again.



TOP SECRET

Souvineeers ... ... Naahvolties... ... parrrrty tricks.

 

[Fireman Dave]

LOL - These are Great!

Not from a movie, but from the show, M*A*S*H:



Trapper John to Frank Burns: "Frank, why don't you let that cut under your nose heal?"

 

[MOWPAR]

How about some Blazing Saddles:



"Whats a dazaling urbanite like you doing in rustic setting such as this?"





"You know... ... morons. "





"Somebodys gonna have to go back to town and get a sh!tload of dimes. "





"Mongo mearly pawn in game of life"

 

[JR2]

Fat Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son... ..... Dean Wormer in Animal House



There are no stupid questions, just stupid people... . the teaccher on Southpark



The "I believe" speech from Bull Durham... . Look for it on www.dailywave.com



Any quote from Full Metal Jacket... ... heck I like you, you can come over to my house and bleep my sister.....



Your susposed to be smoking filtered ciggs pop, well I am 96 years old, what the hell do I care... ... From grumpy old men.



What are you going to put on your resume, dumbass??... from that 70's show on fox.



I have 20 megs of wav files on my couputer... all movie quotes... .

 

[Lurch]

Remember, no matter where ya go, there ya are.



Lurch

 

[emarsh]

I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom... ...



A Few Good Men



I'm gonna rip your head off and ---- in your dead skull!

 

[The patriot]

Balzing saddles:

Oy, schvatzas, they darker than us!!



Full metal jacket:

Me so horny... ... . me SO horny..... me love you long time GI, you want to party?

 

[klenger]

Remember, no matter where ya go, there ya are.

Wasn't that from the 1st Road Warrior movie? If not that one, then some other futureistic movie.

 

[klenger]

"Huston, we have a problem"

 

[TxDieselKid]

Originally posted by JR2



Any quote from Full Metal Jacket... ... heck I like you, you can come over to my house and bleep my sister.....

Full Metal Jacket has tons of great quotes from the drill sargent.



"From now on your name is Private Snowball, do you like you new name Private Snowball?" (Talking to one of the brand new afro-americans in boot camp)



"Are you John Wayne or am I?"



"TEXAS holy I TRIED TO BY-PASS THE CUSSING FILTER boy or steers and queers come from Texas, and you don't look much like a steer!"



"Put you throat in my hand and choke yourself!"



"WANT SOME!! GET SOME!!! GET SOME!!!"



That whole time they are in boot camp is the only part of the movie I like really.



Andrew

 

[klenger]

"I;m not wearing any underwear, you know"



"K-Mart sucks"



-- Rain Man --

 

[TORQUE THIS]

NICE BEAVER!!!!!... ... Thank you, I just had it stuffed

 

[TORQUE THIS]

I feel the need... the need for speed!!



The plaque for second place is down in the ladies room.

 

[roycrown]

"You a G. D. genius Privte Gump!, why, I would reccomend you for a promotion would it not be such a grave waste of a fine enlisted man"



"What type of music do you usually have here'?, "Oh, we have both kinds, Country, and Western"



"It's got a 440 cubic inch plant, got cop suspension, cop tires, cop brakes, it's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas, what do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile, or what?"



"Ahhh, I think we blew a rod!"