Competition First 6 Second Run and 210 MPH????

[Green Machine]

What are DHRA rules, how are they different from NHRA rules? Before everyone says read the rule book (not interested in reading a book that was wrote by a guy that doesn't even competitively race) , can you just tell me what you feel that Fletcher's truck wouldn't pass on??

I looked through the rule book can't see a darn thing.

Other than I will have to put my tail gate up!

Looks like the rules were writen around an exsisting truck.

 

[Green Machine]

Hoss, I checked it out, It's that goofy white truck w/ the Walmart flames, LOL ! :-laf I talked w/one of his guys, he said w/o the bottle (s) it goes back to a 12. 5 truck. Or another comparison; 3/4's of a second slower then Rhonda's truck. Now, that would be a good race..... Oo. Oo. Oo.

Heck at 12. 5 he might as well race me. hook me up with some nos and I could do that with a 5sp

:-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[Turbo Thom]

Mr. Green... ... ..... I must say after seeing you have read the DHRA rules , the conclusion you came to shows you are a little more intelligent than your post indicate. You are right. The tail gate must be off or up. If you need any more help with the translation of the rules, please don't hesitate to ask. We wee ones down here, will be more than happy to help.



At you assistance.



. . Preston. .

 

[Green Machine]

Thanks Preston. You know I blow more smoke than steem.

I have been a little tired. It is the gooeyduck havesting season right now.

You have to be fast with the sand tube or they will get away every time.

I was up untill 3am chasing them around the beach last night.

I did fill up the Bed of my truck so our family should be able to pay the bills for another

6 months or so. Bill was going to come out and help me, But he said he was busy watching Sponge Bob and waiting for his Mom to get home so he could have some Mack&Cheese. Nexts week shrimping opens up. They are tuff to get also. You have to drop the pots about 300-500 feet and then pull them back up to check them.

Its only open on Wed. and Saterday of nexts weeks so I will be out there from sun up to sun down. Trying to make some $$ so I can go faster than 12. 5 with out nos.

 

[Fletcher]

bear hunter ?

Hey, maybe we can get the guy w/ the Walmart flames to show, He can burn those ducks right out of the sand ? :-laf

 

[Fletcher]

Fletcher, Fletcher,Fletcher,



You know you would love to have a truck that looked as good as our Dodge :-laf . I didn't know you even had a truck that was legal to race in the DHRA??? But if you do I would be happy to that spank *** and close your hole!! :--) One thing you would need to remember is that you would have to explain why you could not handle the 10. 96 Dodge and then all of your BS will be done :-{} .



BTW: I really don't care what you and your MOM do with macaroni behind closed doors :--)



PS: I got your BOY! do you really want some of it???????

If you want to catch up, you need more HP, Buy an NX kit (Nitrous express) They make the best, highest quality kits on the market, look them up on the web.

 

[Fletcher]

I looked through the rule book can't see a darn thing.

Other than I will have to put my tail gate up!

Looks like the rules were writen around an exsisting truck.

Did you catch the “plates” requirement? Look at the posted pictures of that presume run. The Walmart truck shouldn't have passed tech to make that run. A person I know watched that run and said he's also, injecting (propane)

Therefore, No front plate, zee run don't count-ooo…Hey OJ, Stop BREAKING the (your?) RULES…(Opp's, time for another rule change) :-laf





We're just having fun, it's a slow day, kind of like my thought traits “lethargic”

 

[COMP461]

Ok , here is the solution , lets get a match race going , have each trucks sponsor’s, or backers put up money. If there’s only 2 trucks ,Best 2 out of three wins . losers money goes to the winners charity. This way everybody wins , but to make this more interesting run this at the end of the year Houston race or at the Denver race, or both. every body show up with certified funds and find a local CPA to certified the results . this way the tax advantage is maintained. Have the rules signed by all parties ,involved a month in advance so as to not have any misunderstandings . and have all trucks involved inspected and weighed. And then RACE



Put up or shut up .

 

[DennisPerry]

Fletcher,



If you went to the trouble to call my shop why didn't you ask for me directly ? WalMart Flames ? I am shocked you don't have them, I had your mother put them on the truck because she was trying to get money to help you fund your project :--) .



HOSS,



You and your truck are slow ? I was in the book store the other day and found a book for you and Fletcher to read... . It was called racing for Dummies :-laf . Then I looked for the Author and there was a picture of Fletcher's MOM cooking macaroni and smoking a cigarette .



Dennis

 

[RacinDuallie]

Fletcher,

If you went to the trouble to call my shop why didn't you ask for me directly ? WalMart Flames ? I am shocked you don't have them, I had your mother put them on the truck because she was trying to get money to help you fund your project :--) .

HOSS,

You and your truck are slow ? I was in the book store the other day and found a book for you and Fletcher to read... . It was called racing for Dummies :-laf . Then I looked for the Author and there was a picture of Fletcher's MOM cooking macaroni and smoking a cigarette .

Dennis

I wouldnt fool with Fletcher's mom- I hear she can swing a macaroni pot really qwik!!

 

[DennisPerry]

RacingDuallie,



She was really nice when she was here, she cleaned the shop bathrooms really nice... I have never seen someone stick their head so far in the urinal . Fletcher, mother's day is sunday and I hope you got her something really nice.



Dennis

 

[RacinDuallie]

RacingDuallie,

She was really nice when she was here, she cleaned the shop bathrooms really nice... I have never seen someone stick their head so far in the urinal . Fletcher, mother's day is sunday and I hope you got her something really nice.

Dennis

Rough- Dennis- Really rough!!!

 

[HOSS]

HOSS,



You and your truck are slow ? I was in the book store the other day and found a book for you and Fletcher to read... . It was called racing for Dummies :-laf . Then I looked for the Author and there was a picture of Fletcher's MOM cooking macaroni and smoking a cigarette .



Dennis

Yea me and the Red Rocket are both a little slow come on up and I'll be glad to show you just how slow we are. Should be no problem for the worlds fastest street diesel truck to lay a smack down my fat slow @$$ :-laf

I think Fletchers mom did a great job on that book I have a signed copy in my (very clean) bathroom for reading time She is a heck of a good cook too that is how Bill and I keep our girlish figures :-laf

 

[Turbo Thom]

Not add fuel to the fire, but where does Mrs. Fletch get the macaroni. Cleaning the restroom and and cooking, seem to me like recyling may be in order here. Could it be? Man I hope not. It's lunch time and I can't eat with this on my mind.



. . Preston. .

 

[Fletcher]

Fletcher,



If you went to the trouble to call my shop why didn't you ask for me directly ? WalMart Flames ? I am shocked you don't have them, I had your mother put them on the truck because she was trying to get money to help you fund your project :--) .



HOSS,



You and your truck are slow ? I was in the book store the other day and found a book for you and Fletcher to read... . It was called racing for Dummies :-laf . Then I looked for the Author and there was a picture of Fletcher's MOM cooking macaroni and smoking a cigarette .



Dennis

Wow, that was a long time ago however, since you bought it, I’ll tell you what I’ve been doing… After realizing where your infinite knowledge base was, I decided to start working with real speed shops (the guys who know diesels) I had a goal to be the first into the 10’s and to be the fastest street legal truck. , So, far my chart line is in the elevated position. Now, keep in mind, I was raised in an extremely dysfunctional family so, I don’t know who my Mom is… If your sending me an invitation desiring to adopt me, that just might work out. You can let me use your shop, and I’ll teach you how to build a fast diesel……



Keep in mind, we love and are just having fun :-laf

 

[Fletcher]

Fletcher,



If you went to the trouble to call my shop why didn't you ask for me directly ? WalMart Flames ? I am shocked you don't have them, I had your mother put them on the truck because she was trying to get money to help you fund your project :--) .



HOSS,



You and your truck are slow ? I was in the book store the other day and found a book for you and Fletcher to read... . It was called racing for Dummies :-laf . Then I looked for the Author and there was a picture of Fletcher's MOM cooking macaroni and smoking a cigarette .



Dennis

Wow, that was a long time ago however, since you bought it up, I’ll tell you what I’ve been doing… After realizing where your infinite knowledge base was, I decided to start working with real speed shops (the guys who know diesels) I had a goal, to be the first into the 10’s and to be the fastest street legal truck. So, far my chart line is in the elevated position. Now, keep in mind, I was raised in an extremely dysfunctional family so, I don’t know who my Mom is… If your sending me an invitation desiring to adopt me, that just might work out. You can let me use your shop, and I’ll teach you how to build a fast diesel……



Keep in mind, we love you and are just having fun :-laf

 

[RacinDuallie]

Wow, that was a long time ago however, since you bought it up, I’ll tell you what I’ve been doing… After realizing where your infinite knowledge base was, I decided to start working with real speed shops (the guys who know diesels) I had a goal, to be the first into the 10’s and to be the fastest street legal truck. So, far my chart line is in the elevated position. Now, keep in mind, I was raised in an extremely dysfunctional family so, I don’t know who my Mom is… If your sending me an invitation desiring to adopt me, that just might work out. You can let me use your shop, and I’ll teach you how to build a fast diesel……

Keep in mind, we love you and are just having fun :-laf

Hold on there Fletcher!!!
You didn't ask how Dennis cooks his macaroni!!!

 

[Fletcher]

Not add fuel to the fire, but where does Mrs. Fletch get the macaroni. Cleaning the restroom and and cooking, seem to me like recyling may be in order here. Could it be? Man I hope not. It's lunch time and I can't eat with this on my mind.



. . Preston. .

Denise’s family tree ? :-laf

 

[Steve St.Laurent]

Guys, I don't care if your joking or not - many people won't be able to tell the difference. Plus it puts us on a slippery slope and we don't want the site to go down that road. Please stop with the antagonistic smack talk postings or I'll have to start getting out the padlock and scissors.



-Steve St. Laurent

Lead Moderator

 

[Teamropin983]

Boy,I thought us Ford boys played rough