FORD Acronyms

[WOWZY]

FORD ACRONYMS:

Fix Or Repair Daily

-

Found On Road Dead

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Backwards... Driver Returns On Foot

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Factory Ordered Road Disaster

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Factory Ordered Rebuilt Datsun

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Flip Over Read Directions

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Four Old Rusted Doors

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Fixed On Race Day

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Ford Owner Really Dumb

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For Only Retarded Drivers

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Fabrication Ordinaire Reparation Dispendieuse - French for ordinary fabrication expensive repairs.

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Ford Owners Recommend Dodge

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Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy

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Found On Russian Dump

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For Off Road Death

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Freaking Only Runs Downhill

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Fat Old Rusted Dog

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Freaking Old Rusted Datsun

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Frigin Oakies Really Dig it

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Funky Old Road Dog

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Backwards... Don't Ride Over Fifty

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This is just for fun.



Do you know any more?

 

[Evan A. Beck]

Here's one my buddy at work came up with:



F**k

Our

Ride

Died



It's so simple, yet carries so much meaning!

 

[Speedo]

F*&kin'

Old

Rebuilt

Dodge

 

[WOWZY]

Fast Only Rolling Downhill

-

First On Recall Day

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Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration

-

Flintstone Or Rubble Driven

-

Full Of Rodent Droppings

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Failure Of Reasearch and Development

-

Forced On Reluctant Drivers

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Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed

-

Forget OutRunning Dale

 

[EMDDIESEL]

In NY they used to make fun of the Chevy IROC's with names like:



Italian Retard Out Cruising



I Reek Of Colonge



Those are some good Ford ones too.

 

[Mactruck]

Deviation of Speedo's quote,



F**ked

Over

Rebuilt

Dodge

 

[Bob Beauchaine]

Fix

Or

Repair

Daily

 

[COBRAJET]

Doesn't Often Deliver Good Engineering

Get My Chain

Poor Ole N Thinks It's A Cadillac

Cheap Haplessly Engineered Vehicle Relinquishing Only Little Enjoyment Time

 

[SlyBones]

F*cker

Only

Runs

Downhill

 

[klenger]

Friends don't let friends drive Fords.

 

[Stranger]

Can

Hear

Each

Valve

Rod

Or

Lifter

Every

Time

 

[Bad340fish]

IROC

This is the Most true acronym possible for the IROC



Its

Realy

Only a

Camaro



Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time



VW=Virtualy Worthless



I used to have pages of this stuff. . I need to find it again

Clark

 

[TURBOs4LIFE]

(C)racked (H)eads (E)very (V)alve (R)attles (O)il (L)eaks (E)very

(T)ime

 

[WOWZY]

Originally posted by COBRAJET

Doesn't Often Deliver Good Engineering

Get My Chain

Poor Ole N Thinks It's A Cadillac

Cheap Haplessly Engineered Vehicle Relinquishing Only Little Enjoyment Time

Hey CJ, What's the "N" stand for Nanny? he he



ROTFLMAO!!

 

[Smoker]

Long-lasting Fords

Did you all know that 85% of all the Fords ever made are still on the road!!!!





The other 15% made it back home.

 

[drawson]

This will go against the grain here but when racing my 71 Mach1 Ford = First On Race Day!!!

 

[dvieira]

old one but: Pinto

Put In New Transmission Often

 

[Jeff H]

This stuff will get the other sites going

Good

Mechanic

Coming

 

[Stranger]

Fiat, Buick and Plymouth

Fix

It

Again,

Tony



Big

Uugly

Import

Car

Killer



Please

Leave

Your

Money

Out

Under

The

Hood

 

[Bad340fish]

GMC

(G)arage (M)ans (C)ompanion

(G)otta (M)echanic (C)oming



And one generic one for all GM cars.



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