Funniest thing said by passengers...

[78repowerwagon]

HIM: I'd hate to have to fill your truck up, my 351 gets 12 if I baby it, how bout you?



ME: Not hard to get 23



HIM: WHAT????









DUDE, there is dads duramax- you GOTTA take him for a ride.

 

[MLee]

THE SOUND OF?????

when they get in and say," boy it's a little noisy in here", just enjoy it, and tell them that, "THATS THE SOUND OF P O W E R" and then set them back in there seat. the new ZOOM ZOOM.



Marv.

 

[KennyM]

From a customer down in the swamps of FL. That dern thing just about snapped my neck. That made me feel pretty good since my truck only ran mid 14's.

 

[wsmalley]

Re: No way!

Originally posted by JohnE

I cannot believe somone hasn't heard the classic line "You got a Hemi?".

I have gotten that a couple times. My response is typically something to the effect of S*** NO!!!



While giving a buddy a ride I decide to roll the throttle a little past half, and when the -40 spools, he is already screaming "STOP STOP OH MY GOD!!!"





Ah Cummins... more wetted pants than a toddler potty trainingOo.







Will

 

[OO]

6 percent grade with the speedo at a 100 and climbing fast



"okay you made your point"

 

[Big_Daddy_T]

Not a passenger but amusing to me just the same.

" Why would you buy a two stroke diesel?" I asked "Did the dealer tell you that?

"Diesels arent supposed to be THAT fast"

"Cant believe you grabbed rubber in a diesel"

I have made many nonbelievers true believers.

"Is it broke" reference to the smoke show.

"Running a little rich aint yah?"

A diesel mechanic friend of mine still talks about the day he lost control of it while pulling away from a stop sign.

 

[1sand0s]

The best thing I ever heard/saw/experienced... .



Power Stroke Man on his first ride in a CTD.



(After 30 minutes of PS this and PS that. PS blows off CTD... )



Anyway, I am in the back of the quad cab.



Owner takes him for a ride. Goes around in a circle, 0-90 a couple of times.



The power stroke guy says, WOW! I dont know what to say. I never rode in a truck this powerfull before.





Then the owner turns around, looks at me, smiles... ... then he looks at Mr PSD and says,



"Okay, now lets try with the valet switch OFF"

 

[kcv67]

My daughter after a smoke show.



Do it again Pa!!

 

[Diesel Freak]

Originally posted by 1sand0s

"Okay, now lets try with the valet switch OFF"

LMFAO!

 

[snowracer69]

Not neccasarrily by passengers, but people who just lost racing me:



1. Guy in Mitsubishi Lancer... "You got a turbo in that thing?" Response: "Yeah, but just a little one.



2. Guy in Mercedes C280 who wrecked his car seconds after racing me... "Man, I saw you tearing up that hill and said 'I've got to beat him to the top' then I passed you coming down the back side and all he!l broke loose!" Response: I didn't have the heart to tell the guy that his C280 couldn't touch the CTD even if all 4 wheels were still attached (2 weren't after he went through 4 curbs and over a median after losing control on wet roads after "beating" me going downhill). I did however tell him to get his car fixed and come talk to me about racing some day... prick still has my d-cell Maglite too!



3. Guy in riced out VW Golf after getting smoked by Denis' pickup w/ 6 people in it... "That's impressive man... I mean, whoa!" Response: You're lucky we didn't launch (took 5 seconds to spool w/ the old HX-40).



4. Girlfriend when driving around in "Rice-killer" mode... . "Smoke that guy... he looks like a tool!" Ok, maybe she's good for some things.



Josh

 

[Diesel Freak]

Originally posted by snowracer69

Not neccasarrily by passengers, but people who just lost racing me:

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Punk Kid at the illegal drags as I idle past: "Stay away from that truck, it makes 38#'s of boost!"

 

[snowracer69]

Originally posted by Diesel Freak

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Punk Kid at the illegal drags as I idle past: "Stay away from that truck, it makes 38#'s of boost!"

LOL... . I had the same thing from a kid running "NOS" in his Honda del-sol or whatever...



"Man, I'm not gonna race you... my parents have a Dodge diesel and I can barely beat it when they're pulling the travel trailer!" You can't help but laugh in a guys face when they say that. He then asked boost numbers and about fell over when I said "47 PSI max, but that's at +75 MPH when I go into 4th gear lockup" Oo.



Ah, nobody wants to play with me!!!

 

[WadePatton]

Was informed by the GF tonight (on a test run of the new fuel lines) that,

"you don't NEED anymore power!"



Well, maybe not TODAY.

 

[scotmartin]

Had a lady ask why I mounted the radar detector under the dash. I looked at her and said "It's my trailer brake module"

 

[R.ebel]

After charging up a local test hill my buddy who was along for the test ride says "I think I need a G-suit to ride in this truck"

 

[wcjp]

My wife likes it when I smoke anything foreign with a convertible. She'll even reach over and push hard on my knee and watch the passenger mirror for the smoke show.

 

[greyghost]

Not what they said ...

But what they did. Took a Rep to lunch and we decided to take my truck (he drives a "02 PSD company truck). Well pull out of work I got make a u-turn to get going in the right direction. So smash 2nd grab 3rd slide the a$$ end around. Look over this guy has both feet on the dash, one hand on the grab bar and the other is clawing away at the top of my center counsel. I just couldn't resist, hit 4th and 5th hard and then started to chuckle. When we got to the restaurant and sat down he started to take a drink of water and his hands were shaking like he had been holding a jackhammer all day. The whole time he did mention a thing.



Garrett

 

[DKayser]

"you can`t pull that trailer up that hill at 65 "

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Took The Boss man out to drop off some rental equipment and ... ... ..... "Allright what the hell did you do to it now? " I told him I put fuel in it this morning and kept going like I didn't miss a beat.

 

[Rebel_Horseman]

Went to a wedding last night in my newly straight piped truck with a girl I'm seeing. Pulled into the parking lot and revved up to 2k as I was "trying to find a parking place" and she looked at me and said "OK now you're just playing. " I grinned and said well hell yes. If you've got it then flaunt it. She slapped my arm for some reason. It was also nice when I cranked up my truck everyone acroos the parking lot turned and looked (all of them are rodeo folks so they knew what it was, just no who).