Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
Little Johnny , sittin’ at the breakfast table suddenly asks his Mother “Mom, how old are you?
His surprised mother responded “Johnny, an adults age is none of your business and you never ask a lady how old she is. ” “Now off to school with you. ”
When Johnny got to school, he told Billy about his mother’s reaction. Billy told him to quit asking questions, and when she wasn’t lookin’, just go in her purse and look in her wallet and her drivers license and he would have all the information he wanted.
The next morning at breakfast, Johnny reveled the following information - - Mom I know you are 43 years old, you weigh 125 pounds, your eyes are blue - - and I even know why Dad divorced you! His flabbergasted mother stuttered as she asked WHY? And Johnny told her “because you got an “F’ in sex.
Have a good day,
Denny:-laf
His surprised mother responded “Johnny, an adults age is none of your business and you never ask a lady how old she is. ” “Now off to school with you. ”
When Johnny got to school, he told Billy about his mother’s reaction. Billy told him to quit asking questions, and when she wasn’t lookin’, just go in her purse and look in her wallet and her drivers license and he would have all the information he wanted.
The next morning at breakfast, Johnny reveled the following information - - Mom I know you are 43 years old, you weigh 125 pounds, your eyes are blue - - and I even know why Dad divorced you! His flabbergasted mother stuttered as she asked WHY? And Johnny told her “because you got an “F’ in sex.
Have a good day,
Denny:-laf
