csevers said:
So your going to part out your truck and sell the parts on the "Home Shopping Network"?
C
No, no, no Craig, Gene's starting his own SPN (Sled Puller Network) the first real network for pullers. It will be on this fall on chanel 300', with programming starting after South Park (of course).
Heres a sneak peek at this falls line up. .
Mon night. . Celebrity Charity Sled Pulls
[Some of Hollywoods famous go head to head for charity. ]
Scheduled to appear... Paris Hilton, Steve Baldwin, and Captain Kangaroo.
Tue night. . CSI (Crimes of Sled pulling Investigated)
[Sled pulling crimes and cheaters are exposed]
Episode 1: Single charger trucks
Wed. night. . Reality Sled Pulling
[Real people pull for real distance and cash and prizes]
Scheduled to appear... Several ripped, preppy looking dorks, and some big breasted, bikini'd bimbos]
Thur. night. . Sled Pulling Declassified
[Take a look at the sled pulling world from a supernatural aspect]
Episode 13: Muncie'04- What really happened in the pro street class. Maybe it was the gravitational pull of the moon.
Fri. night. . Sled Puller and a Movie
[Gene makes cheezy poofs, drinks beer and shares his favorite movies]
Episode 101: (actually every episode is the same... Gene, cheezy poofs, beer and his amature sled pulling videos) R rated for V, SC, L
Saturday morn. . Sled Pulling down under with Steve Irwin
[Gene and Steve yuck it up swapping sled and croc pulling stories]
Sun. morn. .
WWSPD?
[Gene gives his weekly sermon on how to get "out the gate"]
Hes not afraid to tell you how he sees it.
:-laf