God this E~Mail stuff has to stop (Got a winner here E~Mail Watch List! !)

[ToolManTimTaylor]

God this E~Mail stuff has to stop (Got a winner here)

Sent to me I cannot tell you from how many countries , people and whatnot.



DEAR FRIEND,



I pray God this message reaches you in wonderful spirit. I am making this contact with you based on trust and confidence irrespective of the fact that we have not met before and because of the nature of the business I am about to introduce, I want to remain positive having the faith and the will and convincing myself that you will be capable to help me for the sucessful completion of this pressing transaction that will be beneficial to both of us.



I am Mrs. jessica E. Savimbi , from Angola. l got your contact from www.and coupled with the information i gathered about you from the external trade department of my countries chamber of commerece and industry in my country.



There is an information I would like you to keep very

confidential.



There is an amount of money my late Husband UNITA Rebel leader Jonas. Malheiro. Savimbi deposited in a security company in Africa for safe keeping. Before he was killed by Angolan Millitary force.



The squable happened as over the issue of mineral and allocation resource of diamond using his power and influence to smuggled diamond to the neighbouring country in exchanged for money and other valuable asset.



I will not be able to give you the full details that led to that urgly incidents of my late husband. Presently i am staying in benin republic (cotonou),the capital of benin republic,just to save my life,with my three children. The money in question, is

$10,500,000. 00 Milllion U. S. Dollars.



I can not make the withdrawal of this fund,because my husband registered the Beneficiary of the fund as his(Foriegn Bussiness Patner) and also(Family valuables as the content of the deposit) The documents of the deposit are with me.



What I would want you to do, is to assits me to get the consignment withdrawn from the security company, and we shall open a small account in a Bank on your name, and transfer the money to your country, through the account.



We shall replace the name Foriegn Patner to your own name, because the code was used for security reason. I will give you the 15% of the money for your assitance. There is no risk in this transaction. I will use the remain balance of the money for an investiment in your country for the future of my children.



If you are intrested, and can maintain the very confidential of this transaction,you e-mail me immediately for more

clearification, and also note that I am a refugees in benin republic(cotonou),becuase of the killing of late husband,and the

civil war going on in our country.



An agreement will be written between you and I before the transaction.



awaiting your urgent reply to enable us commence.

Please if you are ready to help me reply me through direct mail box.



-- email address removed --

Thank you very much.



Mrs jessica E Savimbi.

 

[JPope]

"... wonderful spirit... "



Maybe would be better with "wondeful spirits" as in liquid, and then you would be ready to jump on this opportunity!



Is Mini-ME handling this one or is he busy getting ready for the spring?

 

[1stgen4evr]

Scams

I know a guy who actually fell for the scam. He was telling his close friends that he was going to get a pile of money. Don't know how long it went on but he saw something about it on tv that wised him up. There are people who think they can get something for nothing and will try.



On a similar note, I got nothing but scam response from the listing on the 89 last month. I guess the scammers will kill ligitimate internet classified. I told the last guy that the transaction would be completed at the sherrifs office. Never heard another peep from him.



James

 

[JHerrlich]

I don't remember where I saw the website, but someone decided to toy with them. He played along and slowly digressed into telling the guy he killed his wife and and wanted to move the timetable up on the scammer. It was pretty funny.

 

[JSykes]

It's bad enough that I get these e-mailed to my personal account and my work account. They also snail-mail these to me at work. I got one addressed to me personally at work during the "Anthrax in the mail" time. It was hand written with no return address and postmarked Istanbul, Turkey. That one freaked me out at the time.



Jay

 

[DKayser]

That`s nothing!

Got two of these last week,from different people using the same story. Gotta love dumb con artists. They need to monitor their scams more carefully. Don.

 

[JR2]

The only reason we still get them is that they work. There was an Alaskan woman who fell for it, she lost like $500K and it was not all her $$. Her business went bankrupt and she destroyed the livleyhood of about 6 fishermen who had there boats for sale through her.



I have been thinking of writing my own scam email to send back, tell them that if they wire me $500 buck first to prove they are legi that I will go for the deal. Maybe they are just that stupid and I could use the $$ for BOMB parts. .

 

[GFrance]

Since I got spam blocker no more junk e-mail here. Every time I turned on the computer 50 to 100 junk e-mails. Now only a few e-mails at a time from friends.



signed

happy to not be popular

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Oh brother This one's great! LOL

Barrister Demian Iguea

33 Avenue De Rita Lome,

Republic of Togo

E- mail: barr_demiaiguea@yahoo.co. uk

Tele: 228-926-4771





Dear Sir



I know the content of this message will surprise you, I am barrister Demian Iguea, a solicitor at law. I am the personal attorney to a staff of an Oil Development Company here in Togo. Mr Mark. P Cummins



Hereafter shall be referred to as my client.



On the 21st of April 2001,my client, his wife and their three children were involved in a car accident along Aneho express road. All occupants of the vehicle burnt to ashes.



Ever since then, I have made several enquiries to the embassy to locate any of my client‘s extended relatives which has proved unsuccessful.



After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence Icontacted you. My client left a lot of money in a security deposit company/financial house here.



I have contacted you to help repatriate his money and properties before they get confiscated or the company declares the deposit unserviceable.



I have all documents to this deposit and property, all I require is your assistance to relocate especially, his huge deposits.



Once everything is completed and the fund transferred to your account, we shall negociate on how we are going to distribute the fund even if it we will take sending some to charity homes in your country.



Your soonest response is anticipated.



Best regards,



Barrister Demian Iguea Esq

E- mail: -- email address removed --

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Wow people are just throwing money at me

Subj: PLS REPLY,

Date: 5/6/2004 10:15:32 PM Eastern Daylight Time

From: h_li1 <h_li1@telstra.com>

To: -- email address removed --

Sent from the Internet (Details)











FROM THE DESK OF:

LI HOY FAN.

BANK OF CHINA

SHENZHEN

CHINA



I am Mr. li Hoy Fan, Bank Manager of Bank of China, Shenzhen Branch, China. I have urgent and very confidential business proposition for you. A British Oil consultant/contractor with the Chinese Solid Minerals Corporation,mr Raymond Beck made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at US$30,000,000. 00 (Thirty Million Dollars) in my branch. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the Chinese Solid Minerals Corporation that Mr. Raymond Beck died in a plane crash along with his wife Mr and Mrs Raymond & Dorene Beck in EgyptAir Flight 990,1999 air crash(for more information about this crash and person you can contact this website:

http://www.s-t.com/daily/11-99/11-02-99/d08ho174.htm Since we got this information about his death. On further investigation, I

found out that he died without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Raymond Beck did not declare any kin or relations in all his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of US$30,000,000. 00 is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum

at the end of each year. No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to Laws of Republic of China, at the expiration of 5 (five) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Chinese Government if nobody applies to claim the fund. Consequently, my

proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand in as the next of kin to Mr. Raymond Beck so that the fruits of this old man's labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials. This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your full names and address so

that the attorney will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits that will put you in place as the next of kin. We shall employ the services of an attorney for drafting and notarization of the WILL and to obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in your favor for the transfer.

A bank account in any part of the world that you will provide will then facilitate the transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next of kin. The money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 90% for me and 10% for you.

There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done by the attorney and my position as the Branch Manager uarantees the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please reply immediately via the private email address above. Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction. Please

send me your confidential telephone and fax numbers for easy communication. Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country.



Awaiting your urgent reply via my confidential email address: -- email address removed --

LI HOY FAN.

 

[cap-n-cray]

Here is one I have been getting lately in several versions:



If you support the Iraq War or not, our very own kids and loved ones are STILL over there and dying every day for the United States of America. As it now looks, our troops will still be needed there for a very long time to come. Many birthdays, new children being born, anniversaries, deaths of loved ones at home, Christmas, Easter, Passovers will all be missed by our kids because the United States asked them serve our country. Our goals are SO very simple yet SO important! We want to provide a means to help our troops simply PHONE-HOME before they might be killed! With the cellular technology we now have at our fingertips, we can now do it, but we need your help keep it happening! Everything is now already in place to do so, except for volunteers, phones and money for the cellular providers. Please click below to see how you can help! http://housewife.captureform.net/frg/phones4troops/



Don't know if it is real or what..... but it is the internet. They will take your cash.



Cary

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Subj: ASSISTANCE

Date: 5/24/2004 7:55:56 AM Eastern Daylight Time

From: -- email address removed --

To: -- email address removed --

Sent from the Internet (Details)











Dear Friend,



In due respect I would Like to disclose a mutual transaction to you. I am Mr. Lambert Ashasha Head Foreign Operation Unit of Dhabian Safe and Vaultes Consultancy Services, Swaziland.



We have a consignment in our custody valued at $15,000,000. 00 USD (Fifteen Million United States Dollars) which was deposited by one or our customer from France. For the past six years it is been recorded in our computer system that the beneficiary of the deposited consignment is dead and up till date we have not received any signal from his relatives for claiming of the deposited consignment.



Further to the above, two of my colleagues and I, resolved to solicit for your cooperation to move our this consignment to your destination or to any of our sister's company in Europe for your collection, as the beneficiary, we will be responsible for all the documentations that will give your claim all legal backing needed.



However, as soon as I receive your favourable response then I will update you on the mapped out procedures towards the successfull shipment of this consignment to your destination. please contact me on this email address,lambertashasha@europe.com



I am looking forward for your kindly response.



Regards,



Mr. Lambert Ashasha









So Far 55. 5 Million dollars ..... Twins and Fire rings for everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Subj: Dear Friend.

Date: 5/19/2004 10:53:28 AM Eastern Daylight Time

From: -- email address removed --

Sent from the Internet (Details)











Dear Friend.



As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe

everyone will die someday.



My name is Ibrahim Gawish, a merchant in Dubai, in the U. A. E. I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer . It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts.



I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone(not even myself)but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world.



I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends.



I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U. A. E, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore.



I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them.



The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of twenty seven million dollars $27,000,000,that I have with a finance/Security Company abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations.



I have set aside 10% for you for your time and patience. please send a reply through this email address (ibragawish@netscape.net) with your full contact information for more private and confidential communication.



God be with you.



Ibrahim Gawish

 

[Rhondasway]

Originally posted by ToolManTimTaylor



So Far 55. 5 Million dollars ..... Twins and Fire rings for everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweet! Where do I send my bank account and credit card numbers? LOL!

 

[JPLB22]

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[ToolManTimTaylor]

Subj: T. F

Date: 6/4/2004 9:46:31 AM Eastern Daylight Time

From: ww ll <ww_ll3@yahoo.co. uk>

To: ww_ll3@yahoo.co. uk

Sent from the Internet (Details)









FROM: WILLIAM LANSANA JNR.

ABIDJAN, COTE D'IVOIRE

WEST-AFRICA





ATTN: THE RESPECTFUL ONE,



Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into

business relationship with you. I got to know of you

courtesy of International Business Bureau here in

Abidjan (Ivory Coast).



I am William Lansana Jnr, the only son of late MR and

MRS GEORGE LANSANA of the blessed memory. My father

was a very wealthy GOLD and COCOA merchant who who

based in ACCRA, GHANA and ABIDJAN respectively, the

economic capital of COTE D'IVOIRE. He was poisoned to

death by his business associate on one of their

business outings. When my mother died on the 21st

octomber, 1994, my father took me and my sister Janet

so precious because we are motherless.



Before the death of my father on the 30th November,

2000 in a private hospital here in ABIDJAN, he

sincerely called me on his bed side and told me that

he had a sum of $7 Million US DOLLARS (SEVEN MILLION

US DOLLARS) deposited in a BANK here in ABIDJAN, COTE

D' IVOIRE and he told me that he deposited the money

under his name and made me his next of kin. He further

explained to me that it was because of this wealth

that he was poisoned by his business associate, that I

should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my

choice where I will transfer this money to and use it

for investment purposes. In a nutshell, I am

honourably seeking for your assistant in the following

ways below:



()I want you to assist me in clearing this fund into

your account Overseas as a beneficiary of the fund,

and also to use it for investment purposes.



(2)To serve as the guardian of this fund since I am

only 21 years old.



(3)To make arrangement for me and my sister Janet to

come over to your country to further my EDUCATION and

to secure a residential permit in your country.



More over, I am willing to offer you 22% of the total

sum as compensation for your assistance, after the

successful transfer of this fund to your nominated

account, while 3% has been mapped out for any expenses

that may be made during the course of this

transaction.



Furthermore, you can indicate your option towards

assisting me as I believe that this transaction would

be concluded within 14 working days, from the day you

signify interest to assist me. Awaiting to hear from

you soonest.



Conclusively, keep this transaction strickly

confidential.



Thanks and God bless you for your anticipated

co-operation.



Best Regards,



William Lansana Jnr.

 

[klenger]

Conclusively, keep this transaction strickly confidential.

Some people just don't respect another person's request for confidentially.

 

[cap-n-cray]

Must be "THE RESPECTFUL ONE. "



Cary

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Subj: AWARD INFORMATION

Date: 6/10/2004 6:53:50 AM Eastern Daylight Time

From: <mrsritahowell@quick. cz>

To: mrsritahowell@quick. cz

Sent from the Internet (Details)









CRYSTAL LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL,

SPAIN



Ref. Number:632/001/3001

Batch Number:400001429-AK446



Sir/Madam,



We are pleased to inform you of the result of

the Lottery Winners International program sheld on the 8th

November,2003.



Your e-mail address attached to ticket number -7240 with

serial number 4708-32 drew lucky numbers 2-34-28-13-41 which

consequently won in the 7th category, you have therefore been

approved for a lump sum pay of US$2. 5,000. 000 ( Two million five

hundred thousand United States Dollar

CONGRATULATIONS!!!



Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your

winning information confidential until your claims has been processed

and your money Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some

participants.



All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn

from over 20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual email addresses

and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place

every three year.



This lottery was promoted and sponsored by TedTurner,Jesse

Jackson,Ken Evoy,and Bill Gates, President of the World Largest software, we hope with part of your winning you will take part in our next year USD50 million international lottery.



To file for your claim,please contact our fiducial agent,



MR. STEVE RODES,

Crystal Trust Agency,

Email,rodes@myway.com



Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 30th

july 2004. After this date all unclaimed funds will

be included in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid

unnecessary delays and complication remember to quote your

reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence.



Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for

being part of our promotional program.



Sincerely yours,



MRS RITA HOWELL

Lottery Coordinator

 

[MCummings]

hi i live in sydney australia . i am rebuilding a toyota 2H fitted with a garret t04 ,3" exhaust auto transmission . i want to lower the compression ratio std is 20. 7:1 i was going to try about 17. 5:1 and up the boost . i cannot find any information on cam grinds or weather retarding the cam timing will give more hp and be easier on the ring lands as every 2H i have pulled down has had flogged ring lands and broken rings ,would a solid copper head gasket work . any advice would be appreaceated. so far i have not found any one messing about with the 2H every one says just bolt the turbo on sheal be right mate.

thanks... .



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I got that one in the mail while I was at Muncie... Sounds just like another e-mail I got about a guy in Japan wanting to buy some gauges from me. Last news I heard about people like these, was, it's a big scam.



Merrick