Good Wife/Ex-Wife Horror Stories???

[sdalton]

This seems like a pretty diverse group, so I would ask the question of you all. Do you have a horror story about a wife or ex-wife that could be shared. Girlfriends/ex-girlfriends will do.

Something that would raise the hair on the back of all mens necks.

 

[mjendrejcak]

my wife said I can bomb the truck but i have the wait until after warranty expires . does that count as a horror story?

 

[bighammer]

I got all kinds of good stories. I got the best wife.

 

[MN Cummins Lvr]

I don't have any horror stories but I thought this was kind of humorous... . I recently ran into my high school sweetheart at a reunion and attempted to make small talk with her. Her heart still must be broken after 20 years but she would barely talk to me and then completely avoided me. I was BS'ing with her husband instead and had a great time. He then told me he would be in trouble with her for talking to me too long



Thank god I made the right choice with my great wife!

 

[Fireman Dave]

Um... Paul... maybe she was avoiding you for another reason. Ever consider a breath mint, man? :-laf :-laf

 

[MN Cummins Lvr]

Dave,



LMAO:-laf :-laf :-laf ... . going to share any stories from the past?

 

[QRTRHRS]

Spent 20 years with my ex. Lived together for ten then married for ten. Went to a party in August 95'. Got divorced in December 95'. She wanted to be with a women she had met at that party.



Glad I didn't have any of the punch. :--)

 

[Extreme1]

Ouch!



Many years ago I returned home for a weekend and brought my girlfrind along. We went to an old hang out and ran into a good friend of mine. He was pretty drunk and she whispered to me "I'm going to drink Randy under the table tonight!"



He helped carry her to the car. She cleaned the interior of the car the next morning.

 

[Deezul1]

I dated a gal that told me about a devasting experience she had, her husband left her for another man, that had to hurt.

 

[Texas Diesel]

Originally posted by Deezul 1

I dated a gal that told me about a devasting experience she had, her husband left her for another man, that had to hurt.

Wow! :--) you're right about that

 

[nickleinonen]

no stories here. . very much enjoying the single life at the moment...

 

[Bob Beauchaine]

I was married for over 30 years until my ex started seeing things - Fords and Chevy's in the driveway. Time for a divorce!!! Actually she did start to see things and would not stay on her medication. After 10 years of this roller coaster she served me with divorce papers then the day before the divorce became final she said she didn't want the divorce - too late. My blood pressure went down 20 points!!! We still get along but I don't have to worry about her going off her medication and tripping out.

Happier trails now.

Bob

 

[wcaldwell]

First ex - last I heard was living in Fresno CA. Haven't heard from her in close to 27 years. Found out just how friendly she was with my friends.



Last ex is an alien (still carries the green card). Sometimes wish she'd go back to her home planet, though.

 

[lschultz]

Ya I been waking up by the same one for 29 yrs. Glad she don't look at this site. I would be in the dog house again

 

[JSmith]

Rat Boy,the American Taliban, his dad left the family for a man that owner a sex shop.

 

[Whitmore]

QRTRHRS Spent 20 years with my ex. Lived together for ten then married for ten. Went to a party in August 95'. Got divorced in December 95'. She wanted to be with a women she had met at that party.

Furr Trader:-laf :-laf

 

[Steve M]

High school steady of 2. 5 years dumped me for the preacher's son. Dad bought them a house in the mountains and bought him a restaurant. All was peachy til she caught him in the basement with a waitress doin' the horizontal bop. She loaded up moved back to Florida, wrote to me and suddenly I was good enough for her again. I helped her retrieve her belongings from the house in the mountains (yes my wife went too) and kept in touch for a few years. Tall green eyed blond with breeder hips and a fickle heart. What a shame...

Then I learned why my wife was so tolerant. She was doing my friends while I was at work. My real friends declined. She was a good lookin' nymphomaniac. What more could a guy ask for??? NOT a nymphomaniac that's for sure. She's the one who smacked a cop up side his head and landed me in jail. I found out from my real friends that she was going to the other side of town for crack cocaine. She wrecked my 71 Comet GT. She disappeared for 4 days. Ran off with an English fellow. Left me home with our two daughters to wonder where she was. The second time she did this I filed for divorce. She was comitted into a mental hospital where she was diagnosed as manic depressive. That's sad and all but I couldn't take it anymore. The judge gave her custody of the kids!!! It took me 7 months and an additional $3k to convince another judge that she was unfit to raise the girls. All she had to say was that I owned a Harley and was out every weekend. She portrayed herself as an innocent victim of a bad abusive biker. That was a rough 8 years. She went on to several different drug addicts, spent more time in jail for drug charges. Even served time for skipping probation for smacking the cop.

I've been marinated with my current wife for almost ten years. She's the answer to my prayers. The only oddity to this one is she thinks her ex husband who she divorced because he cheats on all his wives over the years, is an irresistable knockout. To that I've said for almost eleven years, then go back to him. Most women think their ex's are the scum of the earth for some reason or another.

Women are strange animals.

 

[Pit Bull]

Originally posted by Deezul 1

I dated a gal that told me about a devasting experience she had, her husband left her for another man, that had to hurt.

Hope you didn't have unprotected sex with her

 

[sdalton]

Steve M, Ok, I understand now. I am in a similar situation now, except the part about the drugs. I cant comment about it because it will be brought out in court soon. I will be fighting for my kids too. 2 yr old daughter, and 4 yr old son.

Courts suck, and so does my ex-wife, personality that is. She isnt good at the other thing.



Please, someone take my wife!!!!!!!! If only long enough to get her off my back. You dont have to keep her long, just see if you can get her to move away from here. Anyone in Alaska interested?? I here the female population is rather sparse up there. I will throw her parents in for free????? Not every one at once please.

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[Pit Bull]

Originally posted by Steve M



Women are strange animals.

Steve, your a saint, and women are very strange animals