I think this is way above a Chiefs level of competence! :-laf Better let one of us do the work.
1- Locate truck in garage
2- If wifes car is in way, do it outside
3- find keys and use autostart, if all fails locate small hammer or coat hanger!
4- If keys are locked inside, get spare keys from locked glove box!
5- locate hood release( black thingy with picture of hood, underneath steering thingy between your legs)
6- Pull sharply towards seat, caution, this may cause popping sound! Check for hernia. If no blood, hood has been released.
7- Exit vehicle to open hood, if lost look in owners manual.
8- The hood is where the real mechanics do their work.
9- Please make sure the engine is not running, wheels chocked and parking brake on.
10- Turn high beams on and proceed to cut all wires leading to headlights until the highbeams go out. YOU FOUND IT!
11- Use mass amounts of duck tape to correct all your mistakes.
12- When finished, call Joel and Brent Oo.