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I thought I would start a thread "You know you are a Diesel Enthusiast whe... ... "





1) You can decipher the sound of a Powerstroke, Cummins, or Duramax from 100 yards away without seeing the truck. You can also tell the difference just by sound from the 7. 3 to the 6. 0 Powerstroke and a 2nd generation Cummins 12v/ 24v engine to the Common rail motors in the 3rd Generation.



2) You have your pass side mirror permanently tilted down, so you can see the smoke dump out the tailpipe at every intersection.



3) You have to look at the same mirror every time you start your Diesel, just to see the first puff of smoke.



4) Your friends think you are weird because every full sized truck that goes by catches your attention, and you are breaking your neck trying to see if you can see "Powerstroke" "Cummins" or "Duramax" written anywhere on it. And then when you find out it's only a 1/2 ton you are ****** you even bothered.



5) You think it's lame to haul or pull any sized trailer with anything but a Diesel.



6) You back your truck downwind, and idle so you can get a sent of the diesel smell.



7) When you pull into a drive-through, you take it as a compliment when they tell you to turn your motor off because it's too loud.



8) when you are not in your Diesel and roll up to a stop light, and roll down the windows to listen for other oncoming diesels.



9) Someone comments to you how loud your truck is and you reply, with a grin and a chuckle, "Ain't it, though!"



10) Regardless of outside temperature, you still roll down the passenger window when in tunnels, under bridges, or beside walls, just so you can listen to your truck.



11) ... when you get into a gasser that is idling and try to start it.



12) don't you guys hate it when you jump into another truck (non diesel) and you turn the key to the "run" position and out of habit look and wait for the "wait to start" light? LOL.



13) ..... when the opening line from your family/friends is. . "so what did you do to your truck THIS week?"



14) Your wife's car won't start and you go to the dealer and buy 2 batteries...



15) When you and your daughter try to pick out the Cummins powered school busses at school sporting events==and then argue over which is a twelve valve.



16) When you make your wife or girlfriend or buddy drive your truck down the road, just so you know what it sounds like from the outside.



17) Your wife's friend comes over with her two new babies, you hear 'twins' and you come runnin' in the house all greasy from just being under your truck wanting to see a couple of Holsets and it's only two drooly babies who happen to look alike.



18) Your idea of a kick ***** stereo system is the business end of a set of dual stacks.



19) You Are SERIOUSLY considering putting that single stack through your hood!



20) When you jump out of the truck after shut off and stick your ear to the tailpipe just to here the turbo spinning.



21) When you find urself polishing your turndown pipe whenver you get a little mud on it.



22) When your girlfriend gets hit on by some guy in a truck and she says "its not even a diesel".



23) You refuse to let people pay you after they "allow" you to work on their Diesel.



24) When your ol lady asks why you have to always back into a parking space, even when your in her car!



25) When your rather wax the truck than taker her to a movie.



26) When you have a better selection of filters on the shelf than she has seasonings on the pantry shelf!



27) When you make a wide right turn while driving a car



28) When your ol lady asks why you have to always back into a parking space, even when your in her car!"



29) When your wife or girl says "Did you see the paint job on that pick-up we just passed?", and you say "Oh, it wasn't a diesel, I didn't notice".



30) When you see a pickup driving half a mile ahead of you on the highway, and you roll down the window, sniff the air for a while, and say "Yep, Cummins".



31)If you come home from work and check your favorite diesel forum before you say hi to your significant other.



32) When you refinanced your house to buy diesel performance parts.
 
You repower everything with a Cummins diesel, big and small.



Your daughter and son each have Cummins / Dodges that are BOMB'ed



Your neighbors are used to waking up to the sound of a Cummins firing off at 5:30 AM



When you take your oil to the recycling center it is in 5 gallon pails, 10 of them at a time.



The last time you were arrested was for hitting someone for telling you that Ford own Cummins... at 3AM... . In a bar... .



Your wife has matching towels... . Cummins golf towels.....



You sold your spark plug wrenches so long ago, you can't remember when



The smell of gasoline is so odd, as it is only used for your lawnmower... . For now... .
 
I really had to laugh at that, but at the same time feal comforted that its not just me.

My girlfriend has smacked me and laughed while we were going through a tunnel wide open with the windows down in sub zero weather.

and yes my neck hurts from trying to read the cummins badge, why so small when the v8 is huge?



everytime you see a nice dodge coming and are disapointed to see 1500
 
#'s 1 5 and 30 apply to your new girlfreind with in 2 months of dating.

she allways refered to them as those "loud smelly trucks" now she says "diesel smoke makes me h*rny". nice list I am that guy to!



when people ride in your truck and you notice them turned looking for smoke every time you start from a stop and yu dident tell them to they just know



331k and refuse to beleive you truck is unreliable because its not even if it did blow a head gasket last night :D (and you don't mind pulling the head cause you can port it wile its off!)
 
watching some low rider disappear in that black cloud of smoke behind you when he was following you to close, hit his brakes trying to avoid it. you almost feel bad but cant stop laughing for a couple of miles.



and then they come right back and get on your tail again. diesel is addicting, so i give them some more!!
 
DMcPherson said:
I really had to laugh at that, but at the same time feal comforted that its not just me.

My girlfriend has smacked me and laughed while we were going through a tunnel wide open with the windows down in sub zero weather.

and yes my neck hurts from trying to read the cummins badge, why so small when the v8 is huge?



everytime you see a nice dodge coming and are disapointed to see 1500





I don't even get excited when I see a 3 gen coming down the road if I cannot see a pumpkin on the front axle. No pumpkin = 1500. It's gas; why bother?? Hey HEMI- have fun with your 4 cyl. , 11 MPG "motor"!
 
sbentz said:
The smell of gasoline is so odd, as it is only used for your lawnmower... . For now... .



Tht is true! One time I was tanking my fathers Toyota and when I smelled the gas I stopped to think... ... . "oh ya, it's not my truck" :D



JC
 
Halfbakediesel said:
I thought I would start a thread "You know you are a Diesel Enthusiast whe... ... "





1) You can decipher the sound of a Powerstroke, Cummins, or Duramax from 100 yards away without seeing the truck. You can also tell the difference just by sound from the 7. 3 to the 6. 0 Powerstroke and a 2nd generation Cummins 12v/ 24v engine to the Common rail motors in the 3rd Generation.



2) You have your pass side mirror permanently tilted down, so you can see the smoke dump out the tailpipe at every intersection.



3) You have to look at the same mirror every time you start your Diesel, just to see the first puff of smoke.



.

I'd have to say those 3 are the best for me as I have my passenger side mirror pointed permanently tilted up along with the driver side slightly lower just to watch the smoke on start up from the 6" stacks not to mention when it's hammer time on the go pedal! It sure is easy to tell the difference between a 12v and 24v from a 100 yards away as well. :-laf



Joe
 
Oh thank Gawd it's not just me!!!! Every one of those apply to me except #8 as I have no gas vehicle. Only a 99, 02 Dodge, 05 Jeep Liberty Diesel and an 8. 3 Cummins in the motorhome. Oh and one last addition to the list.

When your cell phone rings like a tractor. Yep! Even my phone sounds like a diesel. But I refuse to go to Diesel's annonymous. :-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf
 
DieselLady said:
But I refuse to go to Diesel's annonymous. :-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf

Signs you need to attend:



1. Do you ever drive your diesel when you are disappointed, under pressure or have had a quarrel with someone?

2. Can you handle more diesel driving now than when you first started to drive?

3. Have you ever been unable to remember part of the previous evening, even though your friends said that you did not pass an import?

4. When driving with other people, do you try to have a few extra puffs of soot when others won't know about?

5. Do you sometimes feel uncomfortable if diesel is not available?

6. Do you sometimes feel a little guilty about your driving?

7. Are you in more of a hurry to get your first drive of the day than you used to be?

8. Has a family member or close friend ever expressed concern or complained about your driving?

9. Have you been having more driving 'blackouts' recently?

10. Do you often want to continue driving after your friends say they've had enough?

11. Do you usually have a reason for the occasions when you drive heavily?

12. Do you sometimes regret things you did or said while driving?

13. Have you tried switching to gasoline, or following different plans to control your driving?

14. Have you sometimes failed to keep promises you. made to yourself about controlling or cutting down on your driving?

15. Have you ever had a DWI (driving while indieselcated) or DUI (driving under the influence of diesel) violation, or any other legal problem related to your driving?

16. Do you try to avoid family or close friends while you are driving?

17. Are you having more financial, work, school and/or family problems as a result of your driving?

18. Has your physician ever advised you to cut down on your driving?

19. Do you eat very little or irregularly during the periods when you are driving?

20. Do you sometimes have the "shakes" in the morning and find that it helps to have a "little" drive, as a medication of some kind?

21. Have you recently noticed that you can't drive as much as you used to?

22. Do you sometimes stay driving for several days at a time?

23. After periods of driving do you sometimes see or hear things that aren't there?

24. Have you ever gone to anyone for, help about your driving?

25. Do you ever feel depressed or anxious before, during or after of heavy driving?
 
all true, especially the mirror and waiting to start and shutdown gas engines!!! I do it everytime no matter the vehicle. Yeah and I have tried to start running gassers also. Great thread, and were all pathetic oil-heads!! :D
 
No! No! No! I do not have any of these problems. I swear I don't. Well except my friends say that I have been found wandering around out in the shop from time to time in the middle of the night, trying to find my truck keys, but I don't believe them. Really!!! :D :D :D :D
 
you know your girlfriends a dieselholic when you get your stacks on and she comes by and says they look sweet :-laf



by the way, just got them on yesturday and the new turbo, im still drivin around smiling, ill get some pics when i get the tonnue cover back on, ooo, dont know why i wated so long to so it, i love Oo. em
 
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