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why are there instructions in Braille at an ATM at the drive up window????????
big jake
THE FORD GUY Oo. Oo. Oo.
big jake
THE FORD GUY Oo. Oo. Oo.
If it's illegal to drink and drive, why do they sell beer at the "stop and rob"?
If it's illegal to smoke at a gas station, why do they sell cigarettes at the "stop and rob"?
Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Why do ships carry cargo and boxcars carry shipments?
That's too much to ponder - my head hurts now! (slinking back into corner and assuming fetal position... . )
Rusty
If it's illegal to smoke at a gas station, why do they sell cigarettes at the "stop and rob"?
Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Why do ships carry cargo and boxcars carry shipments?
That's too much to ponder - my head hurts now! (slinking back into corner and assuming fetal position... . )
Rusty
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I have a few:
Do speed-readers understand haiku poems? Does anyone?
If you dropped a baby into the Fountain of Youth, would it disappear?
How can we "review" something that we're seeing for the first time?
Are fat stick figures bold?
Do you take an eye for an eye before or after turning the other
cheek?
Isn't it time to rename the "glove compartment" the "gun
compartment"?
How come peanut butter always get top billing over jelly?
Where are all the lowways to go with our highways?
Wouldn't it be more aptly called "womenopause"?
How does the aspirin know where to go?
And my favorite:
Why do we call it common sense when hardly anyone uses it?
Duane
Do speed-readers understand haiku poems? Does anyone?
If you dropped a baby into the Fountain of Youth, would it disappear?
How can we "review" something that we're seeing for the first time?
Are fat stick figures bold?
Do you take an eye for an eye before or after turning the other
cheek?
Isn't it time to rename the "glove compartment" the "gun
compartment"?
How come peanut butter always get top billing over jelly?
Where are all the lowways to go with our highways?
Wouldn't it be more aptly called "womenopause"?
How does the aspirin know where to go?
And my favorite:
Why do we call it common sense when hardly anyone uses it?
Duane
Think you know everything... ?
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds.
Dogs only have about 10.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand; "lollipop" with your right.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The Bible does not say there were three wise men; it only says there were three gifts.
The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous" :tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order "abstemious" and "facetious. "
There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; other wise it will digest itself. ... ... ... ... ... .....
. now you know almost everything!
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds.
Dogs only have about 10.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand; "lollipop" with your right.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The Bible does not say there were three wise men; it only says there were three gifts.
The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous" :tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order "abstemious" and "facetious. "
There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; other wise it will digest itself. ... ... ... ... ... .....
. now you know almost everything!
Oh, I've got one more...
A thermos can keep hot things hot, and cold things cold. But, how does it know which to do?
Duane
A thermos can keep hot things hot, and cold things cold. But, how does it know which to do?
Duane
Chicken or the egg?
Well, if you want to get really technical, the egg came long before the chicken. Dinosaurs and even animals long before the dinosaurs have used the egg to give birth to their young, and birds (or anything with feathers) were not in existance until the very end of the dinosaur era
Well, if you want to get really technical, the egg came long before the chicken. Dinosaurs and even animals long before the dinosaurs have used the egg to give birth to their young, and birds (or anything with feathers) were not in existance until the very end of the dinosaur era
Some intern who serviced the president.
I think I herd her gag a few times.
The people here who dont listen to DAC dont have a clue. Oo.Similar threads
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