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KFC does not serve chicken anymore!!

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I just learned that KFC ( formerly Kentucky Fried Chicken ) had to change thier name to KFC because they do not serve chicken anymore. It's called BIRD # 5. Too much genitic altering and the FDA told them thier basterdized chicken cant be called ckicken!!



So next time you go there, just ask for a #5 and smile.
 
They grow real fast!

My cousins that live in eastern Oklahoma raise chickens. Says it takes about 11 weeks to make a turn-around from when they arrive.

I will not ever again ask for a visit inside a stinking chicken coupe.

And then there was cousin Jack pleading "Don't step on the coins". I said "what coins are ya talking about"? He said " They bring a quarter a piece"

5 houses x 50000 birds each x $. 25 ain't too bad.

Tim
 
Many people would never eat another commercial chicken or egg if they saw the way they're raised.

Chicken factory near me feeds them their own crap sprayed with nutrients, hormones and antibiotics...
 
Kick out of

I get a kick out of the PETA people when they are trying to stop cock fighting saying it is cruel. If they ever saw how a fighting Cock was raised compared to a chicken, they would want more Cock fighting. :D
 
The chickens eat pretty good in my neighborhood. I see the feed trucks going out everyday from the feed mill. I see the truck and train loads of corn coming in everyday from Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska, etc. to the feedmills.



You can turn around a chicken quite fast when you feed it a lot of ground corn, soy meal, and protein supplement. The lights are kept on all the time so the chickens don't roost. They just keep eating and growing. Steroids are not used.



Genetics are used to produce a certain breed that displays predictable characteristics. A consistent predictable growth pattern and uniform size make processing the birds more efficient. The processing plant is designed for specific sized birds. If the plant processing becomes interrupted and the growers have to keep the chickens for an extra period, the processing plants have difficulty with the heavier birds.



Genetics are used to produce all white chicks too. In a 50,000 bird chicken house, the white chickens will peck all the black and multicolored chickens to death! The non-white chicks are destroyed at the hatchery.



The feeding process is monitored and each farmer as well as the feed mill manager knows exactly when the truck should arrive to keep the chickens from ever running out of feed.



Growing and processing chickens is a science that is overseen by a considerable number of PHDs!



I suppose Southwestern Bell Telephone changed their name to SBC so they could remove the stigma associated with Southwestern!!
 
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KFC

This isn't the first time the KFC thread has come around. It surfaced a couple years ago, also. Maybe it will go away.
 
Originally posted by Jumbo Jet

Genetics are used to produce all white chicks too. In a 50,000 bird chicken house, the white chickens will peck all the black and multicolored chickens to death! The non-white chicks are destroyed at the hatchery.



Now I suppose we'll see Jesse Jackson urging a boycott of KFC. I didn't know there was such a thing as racist chickens! :D
 
I'm getting 40 chicks in the spring. Keep some for winter layers and have good chicken, you know, the stuff that you tasted as a kid, then trade some for mabey some other stuff, seal perhaps.
 
I had some Seal stew the other night and thought it was almost better than Sheep. Melt in your mouth purple meat, of course the native that turned me on to it said it will make you live a long time, I said good, I'll have more!
 
A tyson chicken fell off the truck near where i work. it was standing in the middle of the parking lot looking dumb. It ended up at my friedns house on the table. When they dressed it, it had NO sex organs. They were removed before it grew up. It also had a piece of plastic stuck in its nose.
 
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