Ladies vs REAL WOMEN

[Rumpere]

Here, this might help you in deciding whether or not you want a lady or a real woman. . ;-)



Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking,

drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an

instant "fix-me-up. "



Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too

damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and

you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes. "



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Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on

your forehead. The throbbing will go away.



Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You

might still have the headache, but who cares?



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Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to

prevent ice cream drips.



Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for

Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your

feet up anyway.



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Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with

the potatoes.



Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry

about the potatoes growing arms and legs.



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Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a

bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on

the inside of the cake.



Real Women - Go to the bakery -- they'll even decorate it

for you.



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Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to

yield a beautiful glossy finish.



Real Women - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg

whites over anything, so I don't do it.



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Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex

dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars

easy.



Real Women - Go ask the very HOT guy nextdoor to do it.



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And finally the most important tip... .



Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes

for future use in casseroles and sauces.



Real Women - Leftover wine??



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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail... but, a true friend

will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn... That was fun!"

Oo. Oo. Oo.

 

[TPCDrafting]

Is this a poll? I'll take the Lady over the lazy slob any day. (There's only enough room for one lazy slob and that's me!)

 

[lschultz]

? or ?

I wonder how the ladies on here would choose?

Real Women or Ladies? Maybe you should start a poll Rumpere?

 

[Steve M]

REAL WOMEN are ALOT easier to get along with.

 

[3atatime]

Originally posted by TPCDrafting

Is this a poll? I'll take the Lady over the lazy slob any day. (There's only enough room for one lazy slob and that's me!)

Hmmm. You must plan to stay single forever. Either that or you'll get an ugly, fat, goin' nowhere stupid slave. How do you like your future?

Kat

 

[Rebel_Horseman]

Originally posted by 3atatime

Hmmm. You must plan to stay single forever. Either that or you'll get an ugly, fat, goin' nowhere stupid slave. How do you like your future?

Kat

:--) Ouch!

 

[Steve M]

Just imagine a honeymoon with Martha Stewart.

 

[TPCDrafting]

Originally posted by 3atatime

Hmmm. You must plan to stay single forever. Either that or you'll get an ugly, fat, goin' nowhere stupid slave. How do you like your future?

Kat

Jeeeez! I've been married 8 years and going thank you very little. You all need to re-read the differences above. I'd much rather have my wife bake me a pie than pull one out of the freezer. I'd much rather have her be attentive to her cooking than just throw whatever slop she can whip up at me. I'd much rather her use real potatoes rather than that rat food. I'd much rather have her fix her headache so we can get back to the action over using the old "I have a headache" excuse over and over again. OK so the wine and tequila are negotiable.

 

[JSmith]

I married a ladyOo.

 

[Rams-n-Hogs]

I married a lady, too, and when she tells me she has a headache, I tell her I have an aspirin. Doesn't always work, tho.



Jim

 

[3atatime]

Originally posted by TPCDrafting

Jeeeez! I've been married 8 years and going thank you very little. You all need to re-read the differences above. I'd much rather have my wife bake me a pie than pull one out of the freezer. I'd much rather have her be attentive to her cooking than just throw whatever slop she can whip up at me. I'd much rather her use real potatoes rather than that rat food. I'd much rather have her fix her headache so we can get back to the action over using the old "I have a headache" excuse over and over again. OK so the wine and tequila are negotiable.

Of course you would. It's always about YOU isn't it.

 

[3atatime]

Can't you men do ANYTHING for yourselves. ? And I don't mean capabilities. I mean actually doing things, IN REAL LIFE!

 

[Rebel_Horseman]

I'm self-employed. Does that count? Hoping to start building houses in a year or so.



A real woman in my book is one that works hard to get what she wants, has the same goals and outlook on life as I do, can get things done on her own, doesn't need me to do everything under the sun for her because she's incapable of turning a wrench, one that isn't scared to get dirty and work in the mud, etc. Country girl kinda sums it up.



Reb [><]

 

[Rebel_Horseman]

Originally posted by Dl5treez

I can also kick the holy-living' dog crap out of anybody who makes fun of me doing the above.

:-laf Smooooth.

 

[JSmith]

3, I cook, clean, wash clothing, mop the floors, haul firewood, grocery shop, and a lot more. I do the maint around the house, work on her car, ( rotate tires, change oil, take to the dealer, buy tires, new stereo, keep her in jewlery, help with the kids, GO TO HER JOB and pick her up for lunch, etc) and bring a big fat paycheck home and watch her spend it. I also buy my toys



I aint complaining, this is how it is



I know I am a good one. And I tell her there ain`t many out there like ME.









Damn, I do all that:--)

 

[Steve M]

Dang J!,

You're a perfect lady's man! I do all that too but not a tip top job of it. The only thing I'd have to do if the Mrs left is wash my own damb shirts.

DI5treez, I won't make fun of you... It would be embarrassing as all help getting my axe whooped by a grown man in a sun dress and slippers.

 

[ladyjaine]

I've always been a Lady.



According to the original post, Real Women cut corners instead of doing it right the first time, leave mistakes for others to deal with and use drink to solve their problems.



As a Lady I clean up after myself, correct my own mistakes, drink socially and I do not cut corners. I haul my own firewood and buy my own toys.



Who would you want working on your truck- a Lady or a Real Woman?



Jean

Who also has the legs for a sundress.

 

[benhall]

I would go for the lady working on my truck so i can sit back and see the sights.



Ben

 

[lschultz]

WOW

Jean you got a picture of them dare legs?



I just a kidding.

 

[Duluth Diesel]

I knew I married the right woman when I discovered that she could identify by sound the difference between an chev, ford, and dodge diesel.

My friends and I have always done this, but my wife and I were over at our neighbor's house visiting. The husband owns a furd powersmoke, and I have my 02 CTD. My wife and his wife were chatting, he was on his way home. A cummins drove by, and she thought is was her husband's ford. My wife says, "oh no, they're totally different. That was a Dodge, not a Ford. "



Now THAT'S a good woman to have around!!!

So when we're home at night watching the TV, and a truck goes by and she says, "Chevy 6. 5 P. O. S. " I just smile and feel happy.