Mentality of Walmart shoppers

[CSnyder]

I was in line at Wal-Mart waiting to check-out with a large bag of Purina

for my dog Aiden. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog... ..... Duh!



I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting the

Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up

in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I had awakened

in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and

IV's in both arms.



Her eyes about bugged out of her head.



I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it.

I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it

works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one

or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete

so I was going to try it again.



I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.



Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and

was that why I ended up in the hospital.



I said no..... I'd been chasing a car on the street when a Cub Cadet plowing snow hit me.



Needless to say a few people were LOL !!

 

[ACoyle]

Now, that's funny

 

[BILLVO]

Heres your sign :-laf

 

[UP N MTNS]

Our local Wal-Mart is better then a comedy club :-laf :-laf

I've never seem more people in slippers and pajamas bottoms in my life... . LOL





Adam

 

[ACoyle]

Pajamas? Pajamas? People actually go out in public in pajamas?

 

[RustyJC]

Pajamas? Pajamas? People actually go out in public in pajamas?

My wife and I went to a restaurant for lunch Sunday. When we came out, there were 4 teen-aged boys standing in the parking lot with their skateboards. One was wearing pajama bottoms.



Rusty

 

[ACoyle]

I have no ideea what to say.

 

[nickleinonen]

Pajamas? Pajamas? People actually go out in public in pajamas?

i wear scrub pants at home most of the time, and sometimes go out wearing them. . i try not to though, as the ones i have are bright orange and bright purple. .



as for sleeping pajamas, i sleep commando :-laf:-laf

 

[JApol]

as for sleeping pajamas, i sleep commando :-laf:-laf

TMI!!!

 

[The patriot]

Pajamas? Pajamas? People actually go out in public in pajamas?

Man... here in the OC (Ocean county) almost every girl under 25 wears PJ's everywhere. PJ's,tribalasstatoos and nose rings are so 2 hours ago... .



Nick..... some things should not be said... .



Eric

 

[DrDiesel]

That`s hilarious... I love it. .

 

[bmoeller]

I've read that before, except the person was trying to lick his, er, uh, licking something. I'll leave that up to your imagination.

I have no ideea what to say.

Plumber butt. Fashion statement, or faux pas? :-laf :-laf Must do that plenty. Ripping the tape off would hurt like a mother... ... . :-laf :-laf

 

[ACoyle]

No! Ripping the tape off would be "an instructional experience to the ripee. " Maybe they'd buy suspenders next time.

 

[Turbo Tim 1]

Plumber butt. Fashion statement, or faux pas? :-laf :-laf

There were a couple of plumbers at my work the other day hooking up a reverse osmosis water system for our kitchen. I told them they must not be very good or very experienced and then they looked at me kind of funny. I them told them they had been there 2 hours and I hadn't seen even one sign of a crack :-laf

 

[The patriot]

A steam plant w/o a butt crack dude just done seem complete.

 

[nickleinonen]

TMI!!!

i thought that would get some sort of reaction:-laf:-laf:-laf

 

[PToombs]

I thought "Commando" meant you were sleeping with Swartzeneger! :-laf

 

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[bmoeller]

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"I didn't feel like getting all dressed up fancy just to go to WalMarts. " :-laf