Free Deer Removal
Tell your neighbor I'll be glad to remove all the deer they want and the only thing I'll charge them is water from their hose to wash the cavity with before putting the carcasses into big ice chests to keep fresh on my drive home. Or maybe you would like to have a big neighborhood barbque. Welcome all of your new neighbors by cooking the pests that plague your ability to get produce to the market.

Yep... . they moved in just over a year and a half ago. They purchased a little half acre lot in a development that boarders our property. There's not a week that goes by that he doesn't come up with something else. The latest one, not specifically against us, is he called the game commission to come and remove the deer that are messing up his grass.
Tell your neighbor I'll be glad to remove all the deer they want and the only thing I'll charge them is water from their hose to wash the cavity with before putting the carcasses into big ice chests to keep fresh on my drive home. Or maybe you would like to have a big neighborhood barbque. Welcome all of your new neighbors by cooking the pests that plague your ability to get produce to the market.
