Let's face it guys, we all go on and on here about how wonderful it is to have a modified or "bombed" cummins Ram but in the interest of fairness, I think we should point out some of the negatives. There are new guys (welcome guys) and dare I say girls (females always welcome in chat) joining here everyday and they read all these wonderful bombing stories and no one has the nads to point out the negatives. Well I have no strikes and plenty of juevos so I, your chatmoderator, will step forward and point out some negatives. I am doing this for the new guys, in case they use the search function and look up "bombing" they will get a balanced look at things. If any of ya'll want to add a few, feel free. Here are some of the negatives about joining the dark side known as bombing.
1. Having to watch ads where companies are bragging about their "awsome" stock powered trucks
"The new Duramax with an amazing 300hp"... yawn... .
2. Knowing that you will never be happy driving or towing with a stock powered truck again.
3. A definite symptom of "bombitis" is paranoia. It will manifest itself most often in the form of thinking that everyone next to you at a stoplight wants to run 'em... "Hey! I think gramma in the granada wants a piece of me!"
4. You will come to learn what the donkey (not the Swamp variety) feels like with the carrot just out of reach. You finally get that "last" modification to find another one, just beyond your grasp.
5. You will find yourself considering drug use, for the truck of course, the real stuff is for your wife when the Visa bill comes in..... "WHO THE HELL IS PDR?!"
6. You will find yourself refering to people by usernames in day to day conversation like that's normal, "Hey, that's MR CHATCRAPPER to you"
7. Derogatory slang towards the other brands becomes a nasty habit. "Hey, nice powderpuff". Pulling up next to a furious guy with a broke down chevy, "Wow, it really is like a rock"
Folks, you read all the wonderful stories about modifying your trucks but consider your path carefully. Once you start you cannot turn back. You will not find any threads on here titled, "Sick of all this power, I'm going back to stock" It's a one way road to perdition and you should consider your path carefully. Now, I've got to go knock over a liquor store so I can pay for a nitrous set up.
dan
chatmoderator and avatar proponent
1. Having to watch ads where companies are bragging about their "awsome" stock powered trucks

2. Knowing that you will never be happy driving or towing with a stock powered truck again.
3. A definite symptom of "bombitis" is paranoia. It will manifest itself most often in the form of thinking that everyone next to you at a stoplight wants to run 'em... "Hey! I think gramma in the granada wants a piece of me!"
4. You will come to learn what the donkey (not the Swamp variety) feels like with the carrot just out of reach. You finally get that "last" modification to find another one, just beyond your grasp.
5. You will find yourself considering drug use, for the truck of course, the real stuff is for your wife when the Visa bill comes in..... "WHO THE HELL IS PDR?!"
6. You will find yourself refering to people by usernames in day to day conversation like that's normal, "Hey, that's MR CHATCRAPPER to you"
7. Derogatory slang towards the other brands becomes a nasty habit. "Hey, nice powderpuff". Pulling up next to a furious guy with a broke down chevy, "Wow, it really is like a rock"
Folks, you read all the wonderful stories about modifying your trucks but consider your path carefully. Once you start you cannot turn back. You will not find any threads on here titled, "Sick of all this power, I'm going back to stock" It's a one way road to perdition and you should consider your path carefully. Now, I've got to go knock over a liquor store so I can pay for a nitrous set up.
dan
chatmoderator and avatar proponent