HA!! My whole gang got put in jail one night in Stephenville, Tx. I was in a cell, my horse was in a locked stall, and my dog slept in the jail, down the hall from me, at the book-in desk... ... little SOB!! The cute girl was working up there..... he always had good taste... .....
BIG, I can relate. I have friends in the Texas Parks and Wildlife department..... luckily, they like to hunt as much as I do, but don't have a place to go, so they can go with me; IF they just happen not to "see" some of the things that happen from time to time..... If I "accidentally" shoot a turkey hen, or a Jake, or one of them happens to hit the fence while flying so hard it causes their head to explode like a bullet hit it, I don't let the meat go to waste. Turkey and dumplins' is a fine meal shared with friends!!! (or by yourself... .

) A few green beans, or some squash, and it's a one way ticket to a full-stomach coma!!! And in turn, I show them where the best duck hunting in the county is at, as well as look the other way when they break out the thermal imaging for hunting hogs.....
Hey, did you take the grouse... . er, prairie chicken with your little . 22? Just wondered if you put it to use, yet...