O. K My not so neighborly neighbor has this tree that is smack dab right over my shop , and the roots have destroyed my driveway. It has one Geuantango limb that stretches clean over the shop and the driveway side of the house. The seccond is a garguantuan limb that goes somewhat straight up but is so big it still overhangs my garage and driveway.
I like the shade , hate the leaves , like the natural boundary , hate the roots , like the scenery , hate the scenery LOL!
Now she sure is not the neighbor of the century. She has tried to run everybody that has lived in this house out of the neighborhood with ill effects and mild success on one account. NOT ME!!
My last neighbor complained about the house needing powerwashing and is an "Eye Sore". So I powerwashed mine and while I was at it I cleaned one spot on her side of the house that faces me. It was brown shaker siding and was moldy as all getout. So the nice guy I am dipped my finger in bleach and wrote "Moldy" nice and neat next to the clean spot on her house. The police still chuckle at that one especially with the history involved with extra cirricular agriculture gong on behind us by another family member LOL!!
So this one came storming out one day ranting about the dually parking curb side. So she is on the porch in her best moo moo carrying on about
"Blah blah yammer commercial vehicles on the street yammer blah blah Cops"
I respond with "Get your reading glasses and read my plate they are combination plates NOT COMMERCIAL!"
"Yammer blah whine Calling the cops drither blither banter whine"
"Here I'll call em for you" Out comes the nextel dialing the local PD.
"Houlagin!!!!" SLAM goes the door.
Click goes the phone and a tip of the hat. So needless to say I need to Uh Tread lightly on this one. Do I have a lawyer on stand by??
I like the shade , hate the leaves , like the natural boundary , hate the roots , like the scenery , hate the scenery LOL!
Now she sure is not the neighbor of the century. She has tried to run everybody that has lived in this house out of the neighborhood with ill effects and mild success on one account. NOT ME!!
My last neighbor complained about the house needing powerwashing and is an "Eye Sore". So I powerwashed mine and while I was at it I cleaned one spot on her side of the house that faces me. It was brown shaker siding and was moldy as all getout. So the nice guy I am dipped my finger in bleach and wrote "Moldy" nice and neat next to the clean spot on her house. The police still chuckle at that one especially with the history involved with extra cirricular agriculture gong on behind us by another family member LOL!!
So this one came storming out one day ranting about the dually parking curb side. So she is on the porch in her best moo moo carrying on about
"Blah blah yammer commercial vehicles on the street yammer blah blah Cops"
I respond with "Get your reading glasses and read my plate they are combination plates NOT COMMERCIAL!"
"Yammer blah whine Calling the cops drither blither banter whine"
"Here I'll call em for you" Out comes the nextel dialing the local PD.
"Houlagin!!!!" SLAM goes the door.
Click goes the phone and a tip of the hat. So needless to say I need to Uh Tread lightly on this one. Do I have a lawyer on stand by??