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Redneck Humor
> >
> >Did you hear about the South Carolina redneck who passed
> >away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
> >She can't touch it until she's fourteen.
> >_______________________________
> >
> >How do you know when your staying in a Kentucky hotel?
> >When you call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the
> >person at the front desk says, "go ahead. "
> >______________________________________________
> >
> >How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married?
> >There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck. .
> >_____________________________________________
> >
> >Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to
> >32?
> >It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. .
> >______________________________________________
> >
> >What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi?
> >A documentary. .
> >______________________________________________
> >
> >How many rednecks does it take to eat a 'possum?
> >Two. One to eat and one to watch for traffic. .
> >______________________________________________
> >
> >Where was the toothbrush invented? Oklahoma.
> >If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush. .
> >______________________________________________
> >
> >Arkansas State Trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to he
> >driver,
> >"Got any ID?" The driver says "Bout what?"
> >______________________________________________
> >
> >Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery?
> >The winner gets $3 a year for a million years. .
> >______________________________________________
> >
> >Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
> >Nearly everyone has the same DNA. .
> >_____________________________________________
> >
> >Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Little Rock, Arkansas burned
> >down?
> >Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. .
> >______________________________________________
> >
> >A new law recently passed in North Carolina:
> >When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister. .
> >______________________________________________
> >
> >What's the best thing ever to come out of Arkansas? I-40. .
> >______________________________________________
> >
> >What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in
> >Florida have in common? Somebody's fixin' to lose a trailer. .
> >______________________________________________
> >
> >A Mississippi man came home and found his house on fire. He rushed next
> >door,
> >telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is
> >on
> >fire!" "OK," replied the fireman, "How do we get there?" "Shucks, don't
> >you
> >still have them big red trucks?"
> >_____________________________________________
> >
> >Why do folks in Kentucky go to the movies theater in groups of 18 or more?
> >'Cuz 17 and under not admitted. .
> >______________________________________________
> >
> >What do you have when you have 32 Rednecks in the same room?
> >A full set of teeth...
> >__________________________________________________
> >
> >A woman is sitting at a bar having a few drinks. The bartender notices
> >that the woman takes a drink then looks in her purse, she takes another
> >drink then looks in the purse. After a while the bartender goes over and
> >asks what is so important that she continues to look inside her purse after
> >every drink. The woman replies, "I have a picture of my husband inside my
> >purse. When he looks good I'm going to go home. "
> >
> >Did you hear about the South Carolina redneck who passed
> >away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
> >She can't touch it until she's fourteen.
> >_______________________________
> >
> >How do you know when your staying in a Kentucky hotel?
> >When you call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the
> >person at the front desk says, "go ahead. "
> >______________________________________________
> >
> >How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married?
> >There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck. .
> >_____________________________________________
> >
> >Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to
> >32?
> >It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. .
> >______________________________________________
> >
> >What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi?
> >A documentary. .
> >______________________________________________
> >
> >How many rednecks does it take to eat a 'possum?
> >Two. One to eat and one to watch for traffic. .
> >______________________________________________
> >
> >Where was the toothbrush invented? Oklahoma.
> >If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush. .
> >______________________________________________
> >
> >Arkansas State Trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to he
> >driver,
> >"Got any ID?" The driver says "Bout what?"
> >______________________________________________
> >
> >Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery?
> >The winner gets $3 a year for a million years. .
> >______________________________________________
> >
> >Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
> >Nearly everyone has the same DNA. .
> >_____________________________________________
> >
> >Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Little Rock, Arkansas burned
> >down?
> >Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. .
> >______________________________________________
> >
> >A new law recently passed in North Carolina:
> >When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister. .
> >______________________________________________
> >
> >What's the best thing ever to come out of Arkansas? I-40. .
> >______________________________________________
> >
> >What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in
> >Florida have in common? Somebody's fixin' to lose a trailer. .
> >______________________________________________
> >
> >A Mississippi man came home and found his house on fire. He rushed next
> >door,
> >telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is
> >on
> >fire!" "OK," replied the fireman, "How do we get there?" "Shucks, don't
> >you
> >still have them big red trucks?"
> >_____________________________________________
> >
> >Why do folks in Kentucky go to the movies theater in groups of 18 or more?
> >'Cuz 17 and under not admitted. .
> >______________________________________________
> >
> >What do you have when you have 32 Rednecks in the same room?
> >A full set of teeth...
> >__________________________________________________
> >
> >A woman is sitting at a bar having a few drinks. The bartender notices
> >that the woman takes a drink then looks in her purse, she takes another
> >drink then looks in the purse. After a while the bartender goes over and
> >asks what is so important that she continues to look inside her purse after
> >every drink. The woman replies, "I have a picture of my husband inside my
> >purse. When he looks good I'm going to go home. "
ROFLMAO
