Looking for the common denominator---RATS cause CANCER!

Originally posted by catoiler
Here's how stupid california is,at work they made us put warning labels on all our diesel equipment. loaders,dozers,cranes and so on! "Warning the exhaust from this equipment is known to cause cancer " don't think to hard might a brain tumor!!![]()
…the Health Effects Institute (“HEI”) has determined that a major study... actually shows a decreasing risk of cancer with increasing exposure to diesel exhaust.
Originally posted by MCummings
I wonder if smelling your own farts too much could cause cancer?
Originally posted by fritzbo29
Too much fart gas might cause cancer, but I don't know if that clinical study has been done. - Merrick, would you be volunteering for that one?
Originally posted by MCummings
I would like to cordially decline the position as "Fart Smeller Volunteer". I am currently satisfied with my current position as "but Kisser".
Thank you for the offer, it was kind, but I decline.
Sincerly,
Merrick Cummings Jr