OH OH! PepsiCo and Pfizer join forces!

[NETim]

In a bold move to capture a larger share of the adult beverage market, Pepsi and Pfizer announced a new drink made just for men. Yep, you got it, Viagra and Pepsi!



The new drink will be called "Mount and Do. "



Now you really can pour yourself a stiff one!



Tim

 

[illflem]

There's more mergers coming

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and

W. R. Grace Company will merge and become:

Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.



2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros. , and Zesta Crackers join forces

and become:

Poly, Warner Cracker



3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as:

MMMGood



4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining

will merge and become:

ZipAudiDoDa.



5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and

become:

FedUP.



6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:

Fairwell Honeychild.



7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

Poupon Pants.



8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will

become: Knott NOW!

 

[Little Bill]

Dolly Parton is negotiating a deal to pull the Big Lots, Piggly Wiggly and Harris-Teeter chains together under a new corporate identity -- Big Wiggly Teeters.

 

[Whitmore]

Its my understanding that the Catholic church has purchased Microsoft and the new business name will be Stained glass windows.

 

[Peter Campbell]

Hewlett Packard and Fujitsu electronics are going to merge to form -- FujPackard.