Competition Ricer.....

[JoshPeters]

Last night I was merging on to HWY 10 in Anoka, it's a clover leaf, so you don't have much of a chance to build speed before you have to merge. It's a bad design, but what do you do. Stand on the throttle and lett'er smoke! I was doin about 30-35 and got on it like I usually do. Commin up on me is a riced out Honda. Shoping cart handel, fart pipe and all. I take off like a scared cat and stay ahead of him no problem. I get to the next light and he pulls up to me and rolls his window down. "Hey dood, that truck's pretty quick man!" I said, "Ya it's not to bad for 7400lbs. " He goes "Wanna Race?" I look infront of me, and remember that I have an Toyota sitting there and he has nothing. I pointed and said "Sorry dood. I would but I'm not gonna run them over. " He shruggs and the light changes. So I take off and suddenly have an idea. He took off hard, so I change lanes right on his rear bumper. I stay there at about 3/4 throttle till we get around the Toyota. I change lanes stand on it and pass him. I look over and he's :--) I just waved and smiled. I had to turn at the next light so I slowed down and waved. He was just shaking his head. Yep dood, you just got whooped by a CTD. Oo. Oo. Oo.

 

[Piston Slapper]

Love'n it!!!!

:-laf :-laf

 

[WadePatton]

"shopping cart handle" Oo.



This town is so small, they don't ask me to race.



But when I go to the big city . I did shoot down a ricer on the way back from FL this year. Hey, but that was many HP ago!

 

[MMeier]

"Shopping cart handle", need to remember that one also!!!:-laf :-laf

 

[JohnE]

Josh;



Need to tell them the training wheels are for added traction. Let them know singles will not hold the road.

 

[nascar]

This town is so small, they don't ask me to race

That's because you scare them off with that 5" sewer pipe :-laf

 

[patrobertson]

Have an idea

Wonder if you could get some Japanese flags (Don't mean any offense by it) and put them on the side of your truck when you beat a ricer, kinday like a bombing run in WWII. I discussed with some guys at the drags last night. They all got a kick out of it.



Shane

 

[WadePatton]

Originally posted by nascar

That's because you scare them off with that 5" sewer pipe :-laf

Dern soot has to go SOMEwhere!



Just wait until I find a nice, chromed piece of 6" laying around somewhere. :--)



Diesel fart can!

 

[JoshPeters]

I want to get 5'' stacks before I put in 370's, but I need the injectors. The exhaust would just be a very nice way of keeping the soot off the tailgate of the truck.....





Josh

 

[CumminFast]

How bout "fried rice" on the windshield?

 

[Sticks]

Originally posted by CumminFast

How bout "fried rice" on the windshield?

ROFLMAO:-laf



If we start getting heavy in the "Bio-Diesel", we can put



"FAT BURNER" or "VEGETABLE BURNER" in the windows, or at least add it to the list



Rice burner

Pasta burner

 

[JohnE]

<blockquote>" ... soot off the tailgate of the truck..... "</blockquote>



Josh;

Have you changed the exhaust outlet since August?



How's the 215's for smoke?

 

[JoshPeters]

My exhaust outlet is still in it's wonderfull location of about 2 feet back from the cab. I was hoping work would pick up and I have the extra cash layin around to put stacks on it.





Josh