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Found this while doing a search.
30 Day/1500 Mile Money Back Guarantee
1. Applies to new Saturn vehicles.
2. Very simple. If, for any reason, you do not want you vehicle you can return it and receive a full refund. Don't like the shape of the tires? Decide you really can afford that Ferrari? Any reason. Of course, an offer wouldn't be an offer without fine print so here goes:
The fine print (in Blackadder ITC 7. 5 pitch) which is unreadable on a 'puter:
A. 1) You have 30 days from the purchase date or 1,500 miles from the purchase date (whichever comes first) to return the vehicle and you have to do it between 12:01 am - 12:05 am on the third Tuesday after your purchase. Of course, you need to buy us all lunch at the place of our choice for the next year and you have to run around advertising for Saturn whenever we ask wear this really goofy set of clothing that looks like a big planet Saturn. Ciao. Ferrari forever.
End fine print.
B. Just Kidding: Here goes: 1) You have 30 days...
http://www.saturndan.com/glossary.htm
30 Day/1500 Mile Money Back Guarantee
1. Applies to new Saturn vehicles.
2. Very simple. If, for any reason, you do not want you vehicle you can return it and receive a full refund. Don't like the shape of the tires? Decide you really can afford that Ferrari? Any reason. Of course, an offer wouldn't be an offer without fine print so here goes:
The fine print (in Blackadder ITC 7. 5 pitch) which is unreadable on a 'puter:
A. 1) You have 30 days from the purchase date or 1,500 miles from the purchase date (whichever comes first) to return the vehicle and you have to do it between 12:01 am - 12:05 am on the third Tuesday after your purchase. Of course, you need to buy us all lunch at the place of our choice for the next year and you have to run around advertising for Saturn whenever we ask wear this really goofy set of clothing that looks like a big planet Saturn. Ciao. Ferrari forever.
End fine print.
B. Just Kidding: Here goes: 1) You have 30 days...
http://www.saturndan.com/glossary.htm
