Smoke can be fun

[Briar Hopper]

Our local village idiot, riding a moped, used to regularly hold up traffic on the 2 lane road out of town leading to where I live, and made the mistake of doing it twice in one week while I was going home... I'm talking LONG traffic jam here, about 25 cars, and he won't pull over to allow anyone to pass, even after the cops talked to him and warned him... I smoked him both times (he completely disappeared) and got a big laugh at all the hand flapping he was doing when he emerged from the cloud. The next week, I'm on my way to town on an errand, and look over, the moped is in the front yard with a "For Sale" sign on it.

 

[WOWZY]

The best time to smoke an X-Brand truck that's parked beside you, is when it's been raining. My exhaust is angled at their wheels and the moisture helps the soot to stick better.

A nice shiny wheel always ends up looking like it hasn't had the brake dust washed off of it in about a year. I always try to get front and back if I can. I guess it's about as funny as having your own dog whizz on the neighbors wheels on command.

 

[Sled Puller]

Did not that one post say the biker was coming BETWEEN cars?
Breakin the law!

If I opened my door and a biker hit it, too bad for him! He should have had is bike under control. Same as if another car would hit it. Pa law at least.

Steve,
What is this " Lucky is was not be me or I'll kick your A$$!!!!"?

What a bunch of macho crap! You would be laying there bleeding going "WTF?"

Stay out of the HAMMER lane!
Gene

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[NVR FNSH]

MGM,
The post said that the driver was in the granny lane and that the bicyclist was coming up on his left - yes, between lanes. I don't know the particular circumstances of the earlier post but regardless it was an intentional act to do bodily harm. The guy is an a** - period. I believe that a bicycle can be in any lane provided that it is not impeding traffic or if it needs to cross the lanes.

We might want to encourage the bicycle riders because they are the ones that will help extend the supply of fossil fuels. Just a thought... ...

Brian

 

[danandamy]

This thread is being closed and moved to the "Bicycle Saftey" Forum #ad


Daniel
"Self appointed moderator for the evening"

 

[Sled Puller]

Ok, ok, here is the rule:

Do not inflict intentional bodily harm on bikers. (Honest Officer, it was an accident. Stick to the story and don't brag out here. )

Only smoke out jaggofff bikers.

Blue hairs are fair game. (Sorry Papa Joe, Doc T, etc. )

Golfers playing the ball in the ditch should be smoked AND splashed if possible. ( MGM,Score 1)

LOL

 

[NVR FNSH]

I can live with those #ad


Brian

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Man, I must live on a different planet! I never see any of these japanese cars tailgating me, bicylists on the road, or any of the problems described. Guess that is what happens when you live way out in the sticks!

But I will tell you a funny smoking story! The Ms. was driving my truck and one of the girls she went to highschool with that she just hated was driving a small economy car. Yup, you guessed it, she smoked her out and when she came home and told me about it she was so happy about it. First thing she blabbed when she walked in the door. Go figgure? #ad


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John McEachern
Fort St John B. C. Canada
1998 12v, 4X4, QC, auto w/tc switch, air, tilt, cruise, 3. 55 gears, TST #6, Isspro boost/pyro/transmission gauges, BD VB&TC, CC industries headache rack and rails, JVC KD-SX949 Cd player, forest green, Brigestone Dueler M/T's 285/75/16, Eagle 16x8 rims, K&N airfilter.

 

[SmokinJoe]

Originally posted by Swamp Donkey:
The Ms. was driving my truck and one of the girls she went to highschool with that she just hated was driving a small economy car. Yup, you guessed it, she smoked her out and when she came home and told me about it she was so happy about it.

You are a bad influence on your wife...