As the duly designated driver for my dear daughter Delilah, I was driving my Dodge Diesel Dually, which Delilah had dubbed Daisy, down to Dunkin’ Donuts to buy a dozen delectable deep-fried delights to devour after dinner. Drawing near the Dunkin’ Donuts driveway, I deftly double-clutched to downshift and decelerate, but as Daisy desisted at the drive-up, I was so distracted by the deliciously depicted digitized display that I disregarded disengaging Daisy’s (Designation deleted) Dual Disc device. My Dodge Diesel disseminated such a deafening din from the driveline that the delicate disposition of the desultory maitre d’ of that decadent donut depot was dreadfully displeased by the disturbing discord and he declined to deal with my donut directive, dramatically demanding that I douse the decibels by disconnecting the key. In dutiful defense of drive-up diplomacy, I might well have deferred to his directions, but did decide to decline his demand due to Daisy’s dual batteries being drastically discharged and the possibility that we would be disastrously doomed to lay dormant and disabled at the drive-up, delaying and daunting the dozens of dilatory denizens endeavoring to derive delightful delectation at this distinct Dunkin’ Donuts. Thus definitely disinclined to discontinue Daisy’s detonations, I drove down the driveway devoid of donuts, but my daughter’s decorous demeanor had departed and she was not only disappointed and dismayed, but also disgruntled, so much so indeed, that Delilah discourteously disclaimed her displeasure with Daisy’s disorderly disruption of our donut diversion and dourly disclosed her disapproval at the desultory denial of her dietary desires. However, I myself did not declare despair at being denied dessert, because I began to delicately desiderate that the detailed description of this distracting digression might divinely do its part to directly displace Daisy’s disquieting dual disc clutch with the discrete dignity, dynamic dexterity and doubtless dependability of the distinctly designed, deftly developed, and decidedly silent Dual Disc Clutch that SBC has recently and decently donated to be delivered at the discerning desire of the distinguished directors of TDR.
Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
