The Official After The SEEfood Challenge Thread

[Junior]

Too bad there wasn't a category for dirtiest worktruck, I would have had a chance.

 

[Headshot zod]

OMG... ... you people are killing me... ..... I haven't laughed this hard in a while.



I guess this means I've been relegated to the rear during caravans. Hopefully next time I'll be running straight fish fry oil... . enough of this 50%petro/veggie mix..... muahahaha... ... ... .



great to meet everybody, particularly (mrjleonard and toolman) and of course the cruise upstream with the not quite ready for primetime Northern NJ Most Honored and Imperial Grand Majesty Diesel Cruisers.



Toolman I won a third item. The TDR cover for the hitch. Next year I promise not to win anything. Hopefully by then I'll have a modded Snow Performance Methanol/Veggie oil injector that we can play with in the 55 drum heater

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

a modded Snow Performance Methanol/Veggie oil injector that we can play with in the 55 drum heater

Wow so That would be in a sense be called the Alcohol~Indegestion injection method :-laf



You missed the Beer can unopened down the stovepipe like a mortar shell experience. THAT my friend was the highlite of the evening. Yep beer can become a launchable projectile when subjected to 1000* heat unopened LOL!

 

[TravisG]

Hey ToolMan or anyone else. Whose Red truck is that in post 15 w/ the cool bumper next to the Jeep Grand Cherokee? I really dig on that bumper. Sounds like you guyz had a good time. One more question is a stovepipe the same thing as a "Grease Cannon"? Man those things are awesome.

 

[slundvall]

Thanks Mark for the place to hang out

It was good to see everybody once again

and yes the sun did shine even if it was for a few minutes Saturday

it was a beautiful day for the drive home Sunday



oh BTW who gave those teenagers the duck tape :-laf



Sherry

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Hey ToolMan or anyone else. Whose Red truck is that in post 15 w/ the cool bumper next to the Jeep Grand Cherokee? I really dig on that bumper. Sounds like you guyz had a good time. One more question is a stovepipe the same thing as a "Grease Cannon"? Man those things are awesome.

That is Juniors truck... A Grease Cannon????????? Gotta explain that on.

 

[therabbittree]

ha you guys are good . . actually the jack satnds are in teh garage... ha. . but i do have a6" chrome turnout stack in my living room in the corner it make the house feel so wholesome. . haha. . other auto deco i have in the works. . a 425 cat crankshaft mailbox post, and im trying to figure out what to make with a couple of vw bug crankshafts that are bad i just got . . made adesk light or something?... mummn

i may be out there on friday heehe

later

Deo

 

[TORQUE THIS]

im trying to figure out what to make with a couple of vw bug crankshafts that are bad i just got

How about a set of wind chimes for the garage... :-laf

 

[Jengle]

You forgot the TDR hat and Hitch cover. Thanks.

 

[Firehunter]

Great to meet you guys, looking forward to the next meet. The food was great along with that HOT as hell Chili.

One thing i learned: If you won a prize there is a good change your going to win again and maybe again.

 

[JLEONARD]

How about a set of wind chimes for the garage

make a complete weather station...



If they are wet... it's raining

If they are rusty... it was raining

If they are white... it's been snowing

If they are not chiming... wind is less than 70 knots

If they are chiming... . get ready to meet the mayor of Munchkin City!

:-laf :-laf

 

[Junior]

Hey firehunter How do you like the short shifter kit on the 5spd. I was thinking about it. Get the comp all figured out?

 

[TravisG]

Torque This- A grease cannon sounds kinda messy but it is pretty awesome.



First you need about 6-8' piece of steel pipe sealed on one end. A campfire. Some Crisco, and some beer.



First start fire.

Drink beer.

Second place piece of pipe in fire vertical.

Drink beer.

While waiting on pipe to heat up drink several beers.

When pipe is glowing on the bottom. Insert grease.

Drink beer

While consuming more beer and standing WAY BACK wait for large explosion.



GREASE CANNON

I can claim no responsibility for errors due to consuming large amounts of beer or placement of pipe etc. etc. etc. no liability and all that other legal stuff.

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

:-laf Dude THAT IS WHAT MELTED YOUR PARKINGLOT TWO WEEKS AGO :-laf

 

[Jengle]

History repeating....

Great to meet you guys, looking forward to the next meet. The food was great along with that HOT as hell Chili.

One thing i learned: If you won a prize there is a good change your going to win again and maybe again.

Very true. This is proving itself at every event.

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Torque This- A grease cannon sounds kinda messy but it is pretty awesome.



First you need about 6-8' piece of steel pipe sealed on one end. A campfire. Some Crisco, and some beer.



First start fire.

Drink beer.

Second place piece of pipe in fire vertical.

Drink beer.

While waiting on pipe to heat up drink several beers.

When pipe is glowing on the bottom. Insert grease.

Drink beer

While consuming more beer and standing WAY BACK wait for large explosion.



GREASE CANNON

I can claim no responsibility for errors due to consuming large amounts of beer or placement of pipe etc. etc. etc. no liability and all that other legal stuff.

I'm sorry... did you say something about drinking beer... :-laf



Sounds cool, got video of this?? The cannon, not you guys drinking beer... :-laf

 

[Firehunter]

Hey firehunter How do you like the short shifter kit on the 5spd. I was thinking about it. Get the comp all figured out?

It's great. it definity shortens the throw and makes it earier to fly through the gears. there was a post a while back about making it even shorter by bending it a little more, but i didn't do it, i'm happy where it is. took about and hour or so to put in completly. just have to drill one hole and run some wire and don't forget to put the truck in neutral before starting.



Yes i got the comp box fixed. i'm trying to remmber what power wire i taped into. i need it to turn off when i shut the truck down. i tend to forget to turn it off.

 

[PToombs]

:-laf



You missed the Beer can unopened down the stovepipe like a mortar shell experience. THAT my friend was the highlite of the evening. Yep beer can become a launchable projectile when subjected to 1000* heat unopened LOL!

OMG you launched an UNOPENED can? :{ That's (gasp!) alcohol abuse! :-laf :-laf

 

[TravisG]

Toruque This- Video? No F____n way. that thing has got to be illeagal in about 58 states. :-laf I quit videotaping stupid stuff I do after I saw the kids that beat up their high school while video taping it and got busted from it.



But let me tell ya that thing makes a pretty big blast. I would say at least 50-60' in the air.

 

[Headshot zod]

The Veg'Oil Express (apology to Red Simpson and Junior Brown)

Red's version



I was caravan'n to a party due to Toolman's request,

my 3/4 ton Dodge called the Veg'Oil Express.

There was nothin' but curves a runnin' from the top on down,

and at the bottom of the grade sat a quiet little Derby town.



Well, I was drivin' off the top when she jarred and the driveshaft broke,

started pumpin' up the brakes, saw 'em going in a big cloud of smoke.

To keep 'er upright ... I knew I had to do my best,

against a runaway bomb called the Veg'Oil Express.



(Chorus)



There was a 1000 gallon drum of filtered cooking oil,

over a buncha tires that smoked and squealed.

I had to ride her down and I couldn't jump free,

or there'd be a big hole where that little Torque's Shop used to be.



Well my D250 leaned each time that I took another curve,

my hands started sweatin' and I knew I was losin' my nerve.

And I was cussin' and came within inch of the Toolman's chest,

a fightin' with the wheel of a Dodge called the Veg'Oil Express.



I side-swipped a 3rd Gen trying to slow her down by rubbin' her side,

and when the sparks started flyin' man it looked like the 4th of July.

I finally got her stopped ... but HO-Brian confess'd,

“that's the last time I'm behind Zod and that Veg'Oil Express!!!”.



(Chorus)

(Repeat Chorus - change last line to . . Cause there'd be a big

hole where that little Torque's Shop used to be.