Things that just should'nt be

[Steve M]

Things that shouldn't be...

Chevy's shouldn't have headlights like a Siamese cat.

Women shouldn't pay thousands to have their headlights look like moon hubcaps or have the petals surgically cut from their flower.

We shouldn't be fooled into believing we can change any middle east country into a democracy. They just don't understand democracy.

We shouldn't impose our religious or political views on others. It's un-American.

Men should not were toupees. They look fake. Especially when the wind blows from behind.

 

[Harley152]

<---- never understood why panties is plural and a bra is singular

 

[Doc Tinker]

How come but and butt sound the same?



When someone tells me they have an eight o'clock tee time, I think they mean tea time. I want to ask them if they will be having scones.



Do you have a real reel on your fishing pole?





Being hearing impaired, I sometimes mistake words that sound alike and come up with entirely different meanings for things people say. Sometimes it is funny, other times I get myself into trouble



Doc

 

[illflem]

What really bugs me is there, their and they're

Should just be ther

 

[Rebel_Horseman]

Originally posted by Steve M

Women shouldn't pay thousands to have their headlights look like moon hubcaps or have the petals surgically cut from their flower.

Am I the only one here that just has to ask the question WHY? What woman in her right mind would want to have it snipped off? The word OUCH comes to mind. And what guy would find that fun? :--)



Brian [><]

 

[Steve M]

Magazines and plastic surgeons plant thoughts in peoples minds for monetary gain. Unfortunately it results in scares and un-natural looking features. If a person is truly disfigured, plastic surgery can help but when people pay to have themselves mutilated because it's what they've read or seen in magazines or told by self serving doctors, in my mind it's one of the things that shouldn't be.

 

[Spooled-up]

Why do we run down a jetway and jet down a runway??

 

[paccool]

What about the women that have the upper lip puffed up to make it look like someone has been beating on them? Still amazed everytime I see one that has this done. All in the name of beauty??

 

[loncray]

Why don't we use teethbrushes? (Answer: 'cause the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia). No offense to any West Virginians here!

 

[TowPro]

Wish my Rabbit would eat its own poop, I get tired of cleaning out the cage, and if I don't clean it, it stinks out the family room!



Its a house rabbit, Daughter wanted a cat, I hate cats, wife is allergic to cats, so we got a rabbit and taught it to act like a cat.

Originally posted by Doc Tinker

I've seen all these already. How about some new ones, like why do rabbits eat their own poop?



Doc

 

[Hale on wheels]

Why does a cherry, which is a small fruit, have a large seed, and a watermelon, which is a large fruit, have small seeds?

 

[loncray]

If a vegetarian is somebody who eats only vegetables, what's a humanitarian?

 

[Dieselnut59]

If the left lane is for passing, why don't people ever "KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS"?