Lets light it up one more time!!
>Subject: Viva California (at least the northern 1/3 where all the
> >good stuff is)
> >
> >America has engaged in some finger wagging lately because California
> >doesn't have enough electricity to meet its needs. The rest of the
> >country (including George W. Bush's energy secretary Spencer Abraham,
> >who wants Californians to suffer through blackouts as justification for
> >drilling for oil in Alaska's Arctic National Wildlife Refuge) seems to
> >be just fine with letting Californians dangle in the breeze without
> >enough power to meet their needs. They laugh at Californians' frivolity.
> >
> >Well, everybody. Here's how it really is:
> >California ranks 48th in the nation in power consumed per person.
> >California grows more than half the nation's fruit, nuts and vegetables.
> >We're keeping them. We need something to eat when the power goes out.
> >
> >We grow 99 percent or more of the nation's almonds, artichokes, dates,
> >figs, kiwifruit, olives, persimmons, pistachios, prunes, raisins and
> >walnuts. Hope you won't miss them.
> >
> >California is the nation's number one dairy state. We're keeping our
> >dairy products. We'll need plenty of fresh ones since our refrigerators
> >can't be relied upon. Got milk?
> >
> >We Californians are going to keep all our high-tech software in state.
> >Silicon Valley is ours, after all. Without enough electricity, which
> >you're apparently keeping for yourselves, we just don't have enough
> >software to spare.
> >
> >We're keeping all our airplanes. California builds a good percentage of
> >the commercial airliners available to fly you people to where you want
> >to go. When yours wear out, you'd better hope Boeing's Washington plant
can
> >keep you supplied. There isn't enough electricity here to allow us to
> >export any more planes than we need ourselves.
> >
> >Oh, yeah, and if you want to make a long-distance call, remember where
> >the satellite components and tracking systems come from. Maybe you could
> >get back in the habit of writing letters.
> >
> >Want to see a movie this weekend? Come to California. We make them here.
> >Since we'll now have to make them with our own electricity, we're
> >keeping them. Even if we shot them somewhere else, the labs, printing
> >facilities, editing facilities, and sound facilities are all here.
> >
> >Want some nice domestic wine? We produce over 17 million gallons per
> >year. We'll need all of it to drown our sorrows when we think about the
> >fact that no matter how many California products we export to make the
> >rest of America's lives better, America can't seem to help us out with a
> >little electricity. You can no longer have any of our wine.
> >
> >You all complain that we don't build enough power plants. Well, you
> >don't grow enough food, write enough software, make enough movies, build
> >enough airplanes, or make enough wine.
> >
> >Love, The Californians
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>Subject: Viva California (at least the northern 1/3 where all the
> >good stuff is)
> >
> >America has engaged in some finger wagging lately because California
> >doesn't have enough electricity to meet its needs. The rest of the
> >country (including George W. Bush's energy secretary Spencer Abraham,
> >who wants Californians to suffer through blackouts as justification for
> >drilling for oil in Alaska's Arctic National Wildlife Refuge) seems to
> >be just fine with letting Californians dangle in the breeze without
> >enough power to meet their needs. They laugh at Californians' frivolity.
> >
> >Well, everybody. Here's how it really is:
> >California ranks 48th in the nation in power consumed per person.
> >California grows more than half the nation's fruit, nuts and vegetables.
> >We're keeping them. We need something to eat when the power goes out.
> >
> >We grow 99 percent or more of the nation's almonds, artichokes, dates,
> >figs, kiwifruit, olives, persimmons, pistachios, prunes, raisins and
> >walnuts. Hope you won't miss them.
> >
> >California is the nation's number one dairy state. We're keeping our
> >dairy products. We'll need plenty of fresh ones since our refrigerators
> >can't be relied upon. Got milk?
> >
> >We Californians are going to keep all our high-tech software in state.
> >Silicon Valley is ours, after all. Without enough electricity, which
> >you're apparently keeping for yourselves, we just don't have enough
> >software to spare.
> >
> >We're keeping all our airplanes. California builds a good percentage of
> >the commercial airliners available to fly you people to where you want
> >to go. When yours wear out, you'd better hope Boeing's Washington plant
can
> >keep you supplied. There isn't enough electricity here to allow us to
> >export any more planes than we need ourselves.
> >
> >Oh, yeah, and if you want to make a long-distance call, remember where
> >the satellite components and tracking systems come from. Maybe you could
> >get back in the habit of writing letters.
> >
> >Want to see a movie this weekend? Come to California. We make them here.
> >Since we'll now have to make them with our own electricity, we're
> >keeping them. Even if we shot them somewhere else, the labs, printing
> >facilities, editing facilities, and sound facilities are all here.
> >
> >Want some nice domestic wine? We produce over 17 million gallons per
> >year. We'll need all of it to drown our sorrows when we think about the
> >fact that no matter how many California products we export to make the
> >rest of America's lives better, America can't seem to help us out with a
> >little electricity. You can no longer have any of our wine.
> >
> >You all complain that we don't build enough power plants. Well, you
> >don't grow enough food, write enough software, make enough movies, build
> >enough airplanes, or make enough wine.
> >
> >Love, The Californians
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