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[carson6]

a stick in your hand??

With a beer in one hand and a boob in the other, how do ya shift a stick??? 97 4x4 x-cab and no x-tra useless crap(stick,egr,cat,valves,computers. )

 

[MCummings]

Re: a stick in your hand??

Originally posted by carson6

With a beer in one hand and a boob in the other, how do ya shift a stick??? 97 4x4 x-cab and no x-tra useless crap(stick,egr,cat,valves,computers. )

YA DON'T!!,, Just tell her to grab the other stick and which way to push or pull it.



Anyway,, I think 3500's with their superior stability are wayyy better than the wimpy 2500's.



MerrickNJr

 

[chuck3]

Re: Re: a stick in your hand??

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Anyway,, I think 3500's with their superior stability are wayyy better than the wimpy 2500's.

Hey now, thats hitting below the driveline.

 

[TxDieselKid]

So do you still watch Sesame Street too???

Originally posted by MCummings





Anyway,, I think 3500's with their superior stability are wayyy better than the wimpy 2500's.



MerrickNJr

So Merrick, do you still watch Sesame Street since you need training wheels on the truck?



As for those poor 12v's at least they are a Cummins.



Andrew



P. S. Merrick, you still goning to the dyno day in DFW?

 

[hdm48]

Didn't you guys ever insult someone buy calling them a "stick shift" gotta be something to that.

And to all you 24 valvers,, my "old" truck is paid for.

And what's with all this electric crap. Aren't you afraid of getting it wet? Man, one wrong move and the whole thing goes dead.

And those poiny snouts look like anteaters.



And one more thing, if I wanted a truck to ride like a car, I'd but a car and leave the REAL trucks for the REAL men.



so there

 

[DarrellB]

My turn

You think those are bad what's up with the guys pulling 5ers, whats wrong not man enough to pull a TT or is it the wife wont let ya.



Speaking of wifes whats up with all the wimps getting married, buddy of mine just gave the bumb $^#@! a ring for Xmas come on guys it's just a plot to make you give up your truck for a mini van.



Big D

 

[rubberneck]

personally i think everyone in this post is a big weasel. i mean after all we all know that gasoline powered trucks are the kings of the road.

 

[Hammer]

Weasel alert !,Weasel alert!!

Seems like there is a problem here gang,,How come the WEASEL in charge is not adding to this(Truck 54,Find the missing Doc Tinker),,I'll never understand why a guy needs a truck with training wheels,,I mean come on now,are they afraid of falling off the road or what??,,But third on the all time weasel list(followed closely by the drug users)is the guys who have to have more than one turbo,,So lets see if we can get a list going.

#1and all time weasel-The guy who disguises his cat and hides it in his wifes plant(only later to post it on the internet for all to see)

#2-Drug users-real trucks do not sprayed to make HP

#3-Trucks with training wheels-come on guys you won't fall

#4-Twins-No not the babies,too many turbos(again fits with #2)

#5-Slushboxes-Real men drive stick shifts

#6-24 Valves-WHAT,are you kidding me! nothing like being overvalved and underpowered

#7-Rides too hard-Give us a break,we're talking about trucks here,,You want ride quality-BY A CAR!!!!

8-Air horns-Especially if one has them hooked to their alarm system and scares the crap out of someone trying to judge their truck at a show(HELLO,,SHINEBOY do ya hear me)

#9-Palm pilots-Real trucks do not need a friggin computer to explain whats broke

#10-First Generation trucks-Why drive a truck that is severely wind impared or looks the designer was mad and thru the clay at the wall and WHALLA it a truck

Any other idea's?????... ... ... ... .

10

 

[chuck3]

Speaking of Weasels.

How about a guy who hides behind a clown avatar, shows no signature, and won't even admit where he lives for sure.

 

[Wirenut]

HAHA, , nice chuck!

 

[Doc Tinker]

YOU FLIPPIN WEASELS



THAT'S REALLY ME IN THAT AVATAR!! I'M NOT HIDING!!



I HAVE NO SIGNATURE BECAUSE I CAN'T WRITE. MY SIGNATURE IS AN X!



AND WHERE I SAY I AM IS EXACTLY WHERE I AM!



Doc

 

[Power Wagon]

Re: Weasel alert !,Weasel alert!!

Originally posted by Hammer



#10-First Generation trucks-Why drive a truck that is severely wind impared or looks the designer was mad and thru the clay at the wall and WHALLA it a truck

Any other idea's?????... ... ... ... .

10

Without us First Gen'ers there would be no Second Generation trucks for you to drive. The power wars would have never started and you'd still be driving Naturally aspirated 6. 9s and 6. 2's bragging about that 168 HP you made on the dyno...



So as you see... You owe us First Gen people EVERYTHING!!!!

 

[carson6]

Hey Chuck

How do we post a signature. (which botton)So it show's each time?

 

[Shovelhead]

Carson6... . Go to the top of the page, hit the "User CP" button, then "Edit Profile", scroll down 'till you see "Signiture" box, enter your info, then scroll down to "Submit Modifications"



ABRA-CADABRA



You now have a signiture.

HTH

 

[chuck3]

carson6.

What Shovelhead said on the signature.

 

[hdm48]

OK, first off, our first gen trucks don't need a aerodynamic aid to go faster. we do it with brute power.

real men don't need a lever to make our trucks go faster. just move it once and let er rip.

If you want a mushy ride and the inability to carry a load, by a car.

And how come all these 24 valvers sound like a bunch of B-B's in a tin can?

why does the new dodge 1/2 ton look like a phord? how long before the 3/4 ton on up will look like that?

And just how big is that windshield?

 

[MCummings]

Re: So do you still watch Sesame Street too???

Originally posted by TxDieselKid





So Merrick, do you still watch Sesame Street since you need training wheels on the truck?



As for those poor 12v's at least they are a Cummins.



Andrew



P. S. Merrick, you still goning to the dyno day in DFW?

Still trying to,, things aren't quiet settled.



I have a court date for ANOTHER ticket. Monday January 7th. We will see if I can go after that. "Exhibtion of Acceleration" or something like that,,, Remember,, a STRAIGHT PIPE IS LOUD, and WOT PE COMP 5/5 and DD1's, is NOT the proper way to pass a tired P. O. 'd Sheriff.



MerrickNJr

 

[Oasis-3]

24 Valves

So Hammer whats wrong with 24 valve computer controled trucks

We don't have to get out and wrench on no stinking fuel plate

We just push a button and go faster push it again and go even faster No dirty hands and no stinken diesel smell on my tools

Now just why do people put smoke stacks on their trucks



Cliff

 

[SOOT]

Sticks and the properly valved 12v's are the way to go



Men against SLUSHBOXES club

 

[redneckdr]

weasels

ALL DODGE CUMMINS DRIVERS ARE IDIOTS AS WELL AS WEASELS!! (i mean, after all, EVERYBODY knows that the best diesel pickup is the notduramini--followed closely by the flowerpoke)