Ok Doc, I'm fairly gullable and will believe a guy until he proves other wise. Is this really true????? Sorry to question your honesty, but like I said I'm pretty gullable.
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Without really thinking, I remembered reading stories of Civil War surgeons who cut off soldiers legs and arms and applied hot iron to the stump to seal off the blood vessels and I knew that was what I had to do. I whipped out my fishing knife, before anyone noticed and whacked off the guys hand. Then I grabbed his arm and shoved it against the side of the very hot furnace, which effectivly cut off the flow of blood. The guys all stood there in a state of shock and the fruit cake who just lost his hand howled like a babboon being fed through a wood chipper.
Soon an ambulance arrived and carted the poor victim away.
I continued to work there for six months, until it was time to leave for school. For the rest of my days there, I was called Doc Tinker. [/B][/QUOTE]