Amarillo By Mornin' (Chris LeDoux or George Strait) or Much too Young to Feel This Damn Old. I grew up around horses, cattle, and rodeoing. Just too fat to climb aboard a bull right now. Now that I'm single again, I may lose some weight and get back into it. Wont have her whinin about it being too dangerous or long road trips, no money, etc. Probably leaning toward the Garth debut. Not a real fan of his, but have felt that song fit me pretty well. For a date song, I like the "Let's Get Drunk and Screw. "