Worse pickup line you have used or heard

[Hummerchick]

Nice jeans you have on any chance of me talking you out of them.



Is that a lollipop for me or are you just happy to see me.

 

[AKAMAC]

Take me home,,,, I make a wonderful toy.

 

[Hummerchick]

Has a guy sat this to me last weekend. .



Nice Mellons can I see if they're ripe.

 

[Mike Ellis]

Boy I could have used some of those when I was a teenager, always knew I was doing something wrong



Never got to use it, but I am kind of partial to that line from Back to the Future:



"I'm your density... "