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Y'ALLBONICS
The Southern Association of Colleges & Schools is requesting 7 billion
federal dollars to teach y'allbonics in all classrooms south of the
Mason-Dixon line.
Included here are some samples of y'allbonics. If y'all do not understand
any of them, contact your closest southern bubba for an explanation.
HEIDI - (noun) -Greeting.
HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of the above greeting.
Usage: "Heidi, Hire yew?"
BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow. "
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck. "
JAWJUH - (noun) - The state north of Florida.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck. "
BAMMER - (noun) - The state west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayum.
Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in
improvements. "
MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my Dodge/Cummins pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts. "
THANK - (verb) - Cognitive process.
Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a coke. " Or "I thank I did, not shore!"
IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas native. "
Usage: "Them Bammer boys sure are ignert!"
RANCH - (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
Usage: "I thank I leff my ranch in the back of my Dodge pickup truck my
brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago. "
AWL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts awl in my Dodge pickup truck. "
FAR - (noun) - A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the awl in my pickup truck,
that thing's gonna ketch far. "
TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel.
Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my
pickup truck. "
TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, Ah sure hope to see that
Eiffel Tire in Pars sometime. "
RETARD - (verb) - To stop working.
Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65. "
FAT - (noun), (verb) - a battle or combat; to engage in battle or combat.
Usage: "You younguns keep on fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup y'uh. "
RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for our rats. "
CHEER - (adverb) In this place.
Usage: "Just set that bare rat cheer. "
FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic.
Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed. . must be from some farn
country. "
DID - or deyad-(adjective) - Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim. "
ARE - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas; oxygen.
Usage: "He cain't breathe... give 'im some ARE!"
BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence. "
JEW'HERE - (noun) & (verb) contraction.
Usage: "Jew'here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war
fence cump'ny?"
HAZE - a contraction.
Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah... haze ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit
n' his liife. "
SEED - (verb) - past tense of "to see".
and
' VIEW - a contraction of a verb & pronoun.
Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City. 'View?"
The Southern Association of Colleges & Schools is requesting 7 billion
federal dollars to teach y'allbonics in all classrooms south of the
Mason-Dixon line.
Included here are some samples of y'allbonics. If y'all do not understand
any of them, contact your closest southern bubba for an explanation.
HEIDI - (noun) -Greeting.
HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of the above greeting.
Usage: "Heidi, Hire yew?"
BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow. "
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck. "
JAWJUH - (noun) - The state north of Florida.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck. "
BAMMER - (noun) - The state west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayum.
Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in
improvements. "
MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my Dodge/Cummins pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts. "
THANK - (verb) - Cognitive process.
Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a coke. " Or "I thank I did, not shore!"
IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas native. "
Usage: "Them Bammer boys sure are ignert!"
RANCH - (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
Usage: "I thank I leff my ranch in the back of my Dodge pickup truck my
brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago. "
AWL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts awl in my Dodge pickup truck. "
FAR - (noun) - A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the awl in my pickup truck,
that thing's gonna ketch far. "
TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel.
Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my
pickup truck. "
TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, Ah sure hope to see that
Eiffel Tire in Pars sometime. "
RETARD - (verb) - To stop working.
Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65. "
FAT - (noun), (verb) - a battle or combat; to engage in battle or combat.
Usage: "You younguns keep on fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup y'uh. "
RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for our rats. "
CHEER - (adverb) In this place.
Usage: "Just set that bare rat cheer. "
FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic.
Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed. . must be from some farn
country. "
DID - or deyad-(adjective) - Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim. "
ARE - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas; oxygen.
Usage: "He cain't breathe... give 'im some ARE!"
BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence. "
JEW'HERE - (noun) & (verb) contraction.
Usage: "Jew'here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war
fence cump'ny?"
HAZE - a contraction.
Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah... haze ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit
n' his liife. "
SEED - (verb) - past tense of "to see".
and
' VIEW - a contraction of a verb & pronoun.
Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City. 'View?"
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