You know you are a diesel head when....

[Mark_Kendrick]

You see a guy with an "un-bombed", mufflered CTD and feel the need to enlighten them.

If the first thing your friends ask is... so what did you do to the truck this time...

wish i'd though of these:-laf:-laf

 

[Rob Thomas]

When ANY conversation, to anyone , eventually turns into me rammblin' on about my truck!



When you wake-up in a cold sweat, run out to yer truck, and make sure there's no V-8 tag on it. (I had a bad dream)



When yer chick quits stoppin' by, 'cause she KNOWS I'm on this site! (acctually, that has been a good thing )





Later, Rob

 

[rich m]

Originally posted by HoleshotHolset

[B

... . you are constantly looking in the passenger side mirror... . just to look at the soot.



Matt [/B]

(how else is a guy supposed to evaluate if the injectors are getting "full flow"?)

 

[TORQUE THIS]

... if staring at your 5" crome tip seems more appealing than your wife...





... if you buy your truck a gift on it's built on anniversary...

 

[HoleshotHolset]

You know your DAD is a diesel head when he asks you whether or not the urinal you just urinated into has a Jake brake or not... . Due to the fact that you broke wind and it sounded exactly like a big-'ole Cummins with a Jake on it... .



Matt

 

[TPCDrafting]

Back on the Lingenfelter Vette post somebody tore it up and said it needed a Cummins. That's a diesel head.

 

[98rammer]

... everyone you know looks at you funny because you smell like diesel fuel all the time (shoes, hands, etc. )





blah, ok, i'm horrible--can't think of anymore...

 

[Karl2500]

When your dog runs to the front door all happy 'cause she thinks your home when it is just a fed-ex truck.

 

[Mark_Kendrick]

. . well, the fed-ex truck was delivering NOS:-laf



When your wife shines your truck so you'll polish her

 

[me4osu]

When you turn on the key and wait to start. IN ANY VEHICLE YOU GET IN, diesel or not.

 

[BK]

when a ride in your CTD Ram with your better half is works better than oysters.

 

[Whitmore]

when you fart and a puff of black smoke comes out

 

[Mark_Kendrick]

Originally posted by Whitmore

when you fart and a puff of black smoke comes out

I thought that was normal :-laf:-laf

 

[HoleshotHolset]

... . you strike up conversations with truckers at the diesel pump... . and are able to tell them: "Hey, that's a nice sounding Detroit you got there!" ( I did exactly that this AM... )



... . your girlfriend/wife/ex-wife/mistress/'friend with benefits' starts complaining that she doesn't see you as much as she'd like to because you are always doing something with "That stupid truck!"



..... your girlfriend/wife/ex-wife/mistress/'friend with benefits' uses your diesel obsession in arguments just to really make you upset. .

You -"Honey, this Chicken Tikki Marsala doesn't tase like it usually does... "

Her -"Yeah, well why don't you have ToolManTimTaylor make you your dinner... tailgate style in the back of that big white 'jerkmobile'!!"



Matt

 

[Mark_Kendrick]

You take pride in the fact that most big rigs and dump trucks have less HP.

You see a 500hp rat on the dyno and ask the guy. . "Is that all it makes? Needs more torque! A few more HP wouldn't hurt either"

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Originally posted by HoleshotHolset

Her -"Yeah, well why don't you have ToolManTimTaylor make you your dinner... tailgate style in the back of that big white 'jerkmobile'!!"



Matt [/B]

Oh my god that is funny :{

 

[HoleshotHolset]

:-laf

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Originally posted by HoleshotHolset

... . ToolManTimTaylor make you your dinner... tailgate style in the back of that big white 'jerkmobile'!!"



Matt

That should be "Tard~mobille" :-{}

 

[TPCDrafting]

when you put on a big load and head for the hills, you start to produce smoke and wood at the same time.

 

[Mark_Kendrick]

Originally posted by tpcdrafting

when you put on a big load and head for the hills, you start to produce smoke and wood at the same time.

YEAH, BABY, YEAH!!! :-laf