ur girlfriend hangs up on u becuase all u wanna talk about is ur truck, especially when she hagns up and u dont relize it so u keep goin on with the story!
-awesome!
when
Your family's Christmas gifts consist of the following:
wife- edge comp box
16 yr old daughter- truck nutz
2 yr old son- propane injection system
the biggest present of all, your whole Christmas bonus- goes to your truck- a brand new set of twins... ahhh the sweet sound.
Your more excited than your family steal "their" gifts that you bought "them", and put them on your truck before 10 am. :-laf
(well, until your daughter steels "her" truck nutz back and puts em on her truck) -b/c she thinks they're the "awesomist" thing around!
OR;
your family wonders why they got no presents, and you spend all Christmas morning explaining that the budget was too tight to buy presents, and your truck really "needed" the comp box, nutz, and propane injection system.
OR;
you fail your trig, chem, english, and calculus finals b/c your sitting at your computer typing "you know your a dieselhead when" phrases, when you should be studying.

but hey, you can always bring it back up next semester.
