Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
If you recently sold your million dollar business and your half a million dollar house for a huge loss and happily moved into a shack in the Carolina's to get away from California's latest Assault Weapon Ban, you just mite be a gun nut.
If you hate Rosy McDonald and all of her Anti-Gun Sisters but still can't pass up a sale at the K-Mart gun counter, than you just may be a gun nut.
If you canceled an all expense paid trip to Hawaii because you found out the SHOT Show was at the same time, but in a different state, you just mite be a gun nut.
If you have more than two fifteen hundred dollar gun safes in your two thousand dollar trailer house, you just mite be a gun nut.
If you think the NRA is full of a bunch of "Left Wing Pansies" than you just may be a gun nut.
If your gun collection is valued at more than your 401K retirement plan, you just might be a gun nut.
If you know that the "unique" custom-type bedding block system on the new SIG-Sauer SHR 970 synthetic sport rifle was used by R. Reger of Konigsberg Germany in 1937, and by A. Francotte of Liege Belgium in the early 1930's, you just might be a gun nut. {Named Fredd!}
If you cancel travel plans to go and visit your oldest and closest friends because you just found out there is a gun show that weekend, you just might be a gun nut.
If you ever went grocery shopping with your last 20 dollars till payday and bought 3 gun magazines and some coffee, forgoing the bread, milk and eggs your wife told you to get, you just might be a gun nut.
If the people on SIG-L know more about you than all 9 of your sisters, you just might be a gun nut.
If seeing Bill Clinton's picture automatically sends you into Condition Red, you just might be a gun nut. (Or possibly just someone who doesn't like lecherous, dirty old men and liars!)
If the last truly sensitive, intimate and emotionally open conversation you had with your wife, was on the merits of the 7mm STW cartridge, you just might be a gun nut.
If you think HCI stands for "Hi Caps Installed" or is a new type of "High Concussion Incendiary" ammo, you just might be a gun nut.
If you go to three different gun shows within a month and your excited every single time, you just might be a gun nut.
If you watch La Femme Nikita just to see the weapons, especially the suppressed H&K MP5s, you just might be a gun nut.
If your wife and you argue over who gets to carry the SIG 225 during the summer months, you just might be a gun nut.
If you ever seriously thought about dabbing a little Hoppe's #9 on your neck before going out on a date, you just might be a gun nut.
If you buy some checkering tools, checker all your gun stocks, and then start on the bedposts, you just might be a gun nut.
If you cannot recall how many firearms you own, you just might be a gun nut.
If you buy a gun that's just like that other gun you have except the barrel is 1/2" shorter (or longer), you just might be a gun nut.
If you buy a gun at a shop only to find out you used to own it a couple of years ago, you just might be a gun nut.
If you know twelve different names for one caliber of cartridge, you just might be a gun nut.
If you ever clean a gun that hasn't been shot in the week since you cleaned it last, you just might be a gun nut.
If you consider naming your unborn child Winchester or Remington, you just might be a gun nut.
If you purchased two Glocks and two SIGs just to see which brand was better, you just might be a gun nut.
If your drive to work is filled with reverie about why Ed's Red actually works, you just might be a gun nut.
If you strip all the paint off your car and then refinish it with cold blue, you just might be a gun nut.
If you ever bought ammo in a caliber for which you have no gun, because you thought some day you MIGHT get a gun in that caliber, you just be be a gun nut.
If your collection of American Rifleman back issues, Gun Digests and reloading manuals cost you a premium the last time you moved, you just might be a gun nut.
If you have more than one gun that "kills on both ends," you just might be a gun nut.
If you buy high capacity magazines for a gun you have not bought yet, you just might be a gun nut.
If you take your guns out of the safe each night and handle them, just so you can wipe them off before putting them away, you just might be a gun nut.
If your mother-in-law asks what new gun junk you want for Christmas this year, you just might be a gun nut.
If you see TV footage of the war in Bosnia and wish you were there to pick up the brass, you just might be a gun nut.
If you drive 300 miles just to ogle (and fire) HK-MP5s (and Stens, Uzis, BMGs and whatever else shows up at Knob Creek), you just might be a gun nut.
If you keep a loaded gun hidden in every room in the house, including the bathroom and kitchen, "just in case," and then keep one on you at all times just in case someone breaks in while you're in the hallway, you just might be a gun nut.
If you consider it unpatriotic not to own at least one . 45 and one . 22, you just might be a gun nut.
If you named your pocket pistol "Little Guy" and your 12 gauge "Big Jake," you just might be a gun nut.
If you own reloading dies for caliber's that you do not shoot, you just might be a gun nut.
If you tape American Shooter so you can pause, reverse and fast forward to do a complete analysis of the show, you just might be a gun nut.
If you understand Smith & Wesson's model numbers, you just might be a gun nut.
If you ever bought two brands of the same weight and type of bullet, just to see if one "shot better," you just might be a gun nut.
If you keep a collection of different cartridges at your place of work as a "conversation piece," you just might be a gun nut.
If you take your wife on vacation to a gun show for your 10th Anniversary and she is as excited to go as you are, you just might be a gun nut.
If you ever had to explain, "It's NOT the same gun, it's a different VARIANT... " you just might be a gun nut.
If you and your new father-in-law go to a gun show on your wedding day, you just might be a gun nut.
If you have life memberships in more than one shooting organization, you just might be a gun nut.
If you read that "Brady II" would outlaw possession of more than 1,000 rounds of ammunition and think, "I have more than that rolling around loose in the trunk of my car!" you just might be a gun nut.
If watching The Lion King gives you the itch for a . 470 Nitro Express, you just might be a gun nut.
If, while watching the movie Terminator 2, you have to leave the room in tears and mournful sobs after Arnold Schwartzenneger throws the CAR-16 off the moving tractor trailer and it goes bouncing away, you just might be a gun nut.
If your guns are cleaner than your residence, you just might be a gun nut.
If you have 5 different guns being DROS'd at 3 different FFL dealers, you just might be a gun nut.
If you plunked down a $130 deposit on a Seecamp after waiting two years for them to accept your order, and are still willing to wait another two years for them to make your pistol, you just might be a gun nut.
If your mom gives you a new Springfield Armory . 308 sniper rifle for Christmas, you just might be a gun nut.
If four local gun shops know you by name, you just might be a gun nut.
If you're friends with 90% of the employee's at all the local gun shops, you just might be a gun nut.
If you identify the gun on the cover of Dillons Blue Press before you even notice the girl, you just might be a gun nut.
If, when you stop in at the local gun shop, they ask you questions like: "How was work?" "How are the wife and kids?" "We're gonna order some food, ya want in?" etc. , you just might be a gun nut.
If you have more gunpowder stashed in your home than your local sporting goods store has on hand, you just might be a gun nut.
If you can wallpaper your house with old issues of Shotgun News, Gun List, Guns & Ammo, etc. , you just might be a gun nut.
If all of your children are life members of the NRA, you just might be a gun nut.
If your children are named "Ogive" and "Meplat," you just might be a gun nut.
If you make $30 per hour at work, but spend 30 minutes on your knees at the range looking for that last piece of . 40 Auto brass, you just might be a gun nut.
If you have Brownells on speed dial, you just might be a gun nut.
If you trimmed down 100 10mm cases to form . 357 SIG brass before commercial supplies of this brass were available, you just might be a gun nut.
If the custom door lock pulls on your Jeep are . 223 Rem cases and the gear shift knob is a . 50 BMG, you just might be a gun nut.
If your girl friend thinks that aura of Hoppes #9 is your favorite after shave, you just might be a gun nut.
If you have guns in your safe that you can't for the life of you remember how you came by, you just might be a gun nut.
If you wish you could buy The Blue Book of Gun Values in hard cover, you just might be a gun nut.
If you watch old W. W. II movies and can identify all the rifles and handguns, but can't remember who stared in the movie or what it was about, you just might be a gun nut.
If you consider it a point of honor to buy factory ammo only if you need the brass, you just might be a gun nut.
If your pickup is subject to search at any given time because, in your state, empty cartridge cases rolling around the floor are considered probable cause. you just might be a gun nut.
If you read the sports section of the newspaper just for the gun ads, you just might be a gun nut.
If you get a flat and realize that you've got 400 pounds of shot, a Hefty bag each of wads and empty hulls, and enough primers to re-open the main shaft of the Lost Dutchman on top of your spare tire, you just might be a gun nut.
If you hate Rosy McDonald and all of her Anti-Gun Sisters but still can't pass up a sale at the K-Mart gun counter, than you just may be a gun nut.
If you canceled an all expense paid trip to Hawaii because you found out the SHOT Show was at the same time, but in a different state, you just mite be a gun nut.
If you have more than two fifteen hundred dollar gun safes in your two thousand dollar trailer house, you just mite be a gun nut.
If you think the NRA is full of a bunch of "Left Wing Pansies" than you just may be a gun nut.
If your gun collection is valued at more than your 401K retirement plan, you just might be a gun nut.
If you know that the "unique" custom-type bedding block system on the new SIG-Sauer SHR 970 synthetic sport rifle was used by R. Reger of Konigsberg Germany in 1937, and by A. Francotte of Liege Belgium in the early 1930's, you just might be a gun nut. {Named Fredd!}
If you cancel travel plans to go and visit your oldest and closest friends because you just found out there is a gun show that weekend, you just might be a gun nut.
If you ever went grocery shopping with your last 20 dollars till payday and bought 3 gun magazines and some coffee, forgoing the bread, milk and eggs your wife told you to get, you just might be a gun nut.
If the people on SIG-L know more about you than all 9 of your sisters, you just might be a gun nut.
If seeing Bill Clinton's picture automatically sends you into Condition Red, you just might be a gun nut. (Or possibly just someone who doesn't like lecherous, dirty old men and liars!)
If the last truly sensitive, intimate and emotionally open conversation you had with your wife, was on the merits of the 7mm STW cartridge, you just might be a gun nut.
If you think HCI stands for "Hi Caps Installed" or is a new type of "High Concussion Incendiary" ammo, you just might be a gun nut.
If you go to three different gun shows within a month and your excited every single time, you just might be a gun nut.
If you watch La Femme Nikita just to see the weapons, especially the suppressed H&K MP5s, you just might be a gun nut.
If your wife and you argue over who gets to carry the SIG 225 during the summer months, you just might be a gun nut.
If you ever seriously thought about dabbing a little Hoppe's #9 on your neck before going out on a date, you just might be a gun nut.
If you buy some checkering tools, checker all your gun stocks, and then start on the bedposts, you just might be a gun nut.
If you cannot recall how many firearms you own, you just might be a gun nut.
If you buy a gun that's just like that other gun you have except the barrel is 1/2" shorter (or longer), you just might be a gun nut.
If you buy a gun at a shop only to find out you used to own it a couple of years ago, you just might be a gun nut.
If you know twelve different names for one caliber of cartridge, you just might be a gun nut.
If you ever clean a gun that hasn't been shot in the week since you cleaned it last, you just might be a gun nut.
If you consider naming your unborn child Winchester or Remington, you just might be a gun nut.
If you purchased two Glocks and two SIGs just to see which brand was better, you just might be a gun nut.
If your drive to work is filled with reverie about why Ed's Red actually works, you just might be a gun nut.
If you strip all the paint off your car and then refinish it with cold blue, you just might be a gun nut.
If you ever bought ammo in a caliber for which you have no gun, because you thought some day you MIGHT get a gun in that caliber, you just be be a gun nut.
If your collection of American Rifleman back issues, Gun Digests and reloading manuals cost you a premium the last time you moved, you just might be a gun nut.
If you have more than one gun that "kills on both ends," you just might be a gun nut.
If you buy high capacity magazines for a gun you have not bought yet, you just might be a gun nut.
If you take your guns out of the safe each night and handle them, just so you can wipe them off before putting them away, you just might be a gun nut.
If your mother-in-law asks what new gun junk you want for Christmas this year, you just might be a gun nut.
If you see TV footage of the war in Bosnia and wish you were there to pick up the brass, you just might be a gun nut.
If you drive 300 miles just to ogle (and fire) HK-MP5s (and Stens, Uzis, BMGs and whatever else shows up at Knob Creek), you just might be a gun nut.
If you keep a loaded gun hidden in every room in the house, including the bathroom and kitchen, "just in case," and then keep one on you at all times just in case someone breaks in while you're in the hallway, you just might be a gun nut.
If you consider it unpatriotic not to own at least one . 45 and one . 22, you just might be a gun nut.
If you named your pocket pistol "Little Guy" and your 12 gauge "Big Jake," you just might be a gun nut.
If you own reloading dies for caliber's that you do not shoot, you just might be a gun nut.
If you tape American Shooter so you can pause, reverse and fast forward to do a complete analysis of the show, you just might be a gun nut.
If you understand Smith & Wesson's model numbers, you just might be a gun nut.
If you ever bought two brands of the same weight and type of bullet, just to see if one "shot better," you just might be a gun nut.
If you keep a collection of different cartridges at your place of work as a "conversation piece," you just might be a gun nut.
If you take your wife on vacation to a gun show for your 10th Anniversary and she is as excited to go as you are, you just might be a gun nut.
If you ever had to explain, "It's NOT the same gun, it's a different VARIANT... " you just might be a gun nut.
If you and your new father-in-law go to a gun show on your wedding day, you just might be a gun nut.
If you have life memberships in more than one shooting organization, you just might be a gun nut.
If you read that "Brady II" would outlaw possession of more than 1,000 rounds of ammunition and think, "I have more than that rolling around loose in the trunk of my car!" you just might be a gun nut.
If watching The Lion King gives you the itch for a . 470 Nitro Express, you just might be a gun nut.
If, while watching the movie Terminator 2, you have to leave the room in tears and mournful sobs after Arnold Schwartzenneger throws the CAR-16 off the moving tractor trailer and it goes bouncing away, you just might be a gun nut.
If your guns are cleaner than your residence, you just might be a gun nut.
If you have 5 different guns being DROS'd at 3 different FFL dealers, you just might be a gun nut.
If you plunked down a $130 deposit on a Seecamp after waiting two years for them to accept your order, and are still willing to wait another two years for them to make your pistol, you just might be a gun nut.
If your mom gives you a new Springfield Armory . 308 sniper rifle for Christmas, you just might be a gun nut.
If four local gun shops know you by name, you just might be a gun nut.
If you're friends with 90% of the employee's at all the local gun shops, you just might be a gun nut.
If you identify the gun on the cover of Dillons Blue Press before you even notice the girl, you just might be a gun nut.
If, when you stop in at the local gun shop, they ask you questions like: "How was work?" "How are the wife and kids?" "We're gonna order some food, ya want in?" etc. , you just might be a gun nut.
If you have more gunpowder stashed in your home than your local sporting goods store has on hand, you just might be a gun nut.
If you can wallpaper your house with old issues of Shotgun News, Gun List, Guns & Ammo, etc. , you just might be a gun nut.
If all of your children are life members of the NRA, you just might be a gun nut.
If your children are named "Ogive" and "Meplat," you just might be a gun nut.
If you make $30 per hour at work, but spend 30 minutes on your knees at the range looking for that last piece of . 40 Auto brass, you just might be a gun nut.
If you have Brownells on speed dial, you just might be a gun nut.
If you trimmed down 100 10mm cases to form . 357 SIG brass before commercial supplies of this brass were available, you just might be a gun nut.
If the custom door lock pulls on your Jeep are . 223 Rem cases and the gear shift knob is a . 50 BMG, you just might be a gun nut.
If your girl friend thinks that aura of Hoppes #9 is your favorite after shave, you just might be a gun nut.
If you have guns in your safe that you can't for the life of you remember how you came by, you just might be a gun nut.
If you wish you could buy The Blue Book of Gun Values in hard cover, you just might be a gun nut.
If you watch old W. W. II movies and can identify all the rifles and handguns, but can't remember who stared in the movie or what it was about, you just might be a gun nut.
If you consider it a point of honor to buy factory ammo only if you need the brass, you just might be a gun nut.
If your pickup is subject to search at any given time because, in your state, empty cartridge cases rolling around the floor are considered probable cause. you just might be a gun nut.
If you read the sports section of the newspaper just for the gun ads, you just might be a gun nut.
If you get a flat and realize that you've got 400 pounds of shot, a Hefty bag each of wads and empty hulls, and enough primers to re-open the main shaft of the Lost Dutchman on top of your spare tire, you just might be a gun nut.
