Your favorite saying

[jrobinson2]

Never argue with an idiot, they just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.



Jared

 

[DKayser]

Trust your mother, but always cut the cards!

 

[Jeff H]

Money talks & the bull**** walks.

This one applies to me when going to work. " Take your time getting there. But hurry back. "

 

[AggieJustin]

Don't go away mad... . just go away.

 

[skobylenski]

If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.



If it don't fit, get a bigger hammer. If it breaks, it was no ******* good anyway.

 

[Turbo Tim 1]

It's better to let people think you're an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it!

 

[Camara]

Machine doesn't care wether it's steel or bone.

 

[mongoose]

If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared.



Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.



It's the same each time with progress. First they ignore you, then they say you're mad, then dangerous, then there's a pause and then you can't find anyone who disagrees with you.



Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear.







These are just a couple of my favorites.

 

[Steve G]

They can't bother you if you don't give a ****.

 

[LSMITH]

When something is good "that's like a sore **** , ya just can't beat it!!!!".

 

[skobylenski]

You can't be lost if you don't care where you are.

 

[BreaksEverything]

Shee it happens, now get even

 

[TxDieselKid]

Watching yall try to do that is like watching 2 monkeys try to hump a football!

 

[Hohn]

Even a BLIND Squirrel finds an acorn now and then... .

 

[wcaldwell]

"Nothing beats a success like a failure. "



From an old Bobby Bare song: "OK, you're the winner. "



Wayne

 

[elamb]

No need in cupping your hands over your butt after you've done crapped your pants!:-laf (G rated version)



Eric

 

[Rebel_Horseman]

My favorite line to my ex when she wanted something else... "$**** in one hand and want in the other and see which one fills up first. "



When something crummy happens, "Well it's better than a poke in the eye. "



Reb [><]

 

[slo-ryde]

"That's going to leave a scar (or a mark)"



"Don't make me stop this car"

 

[Karl2500]

unpleasant tasks... ... ... I don't have to like it just have to do it!

 

[loncray]

Don't let your mind wander - it's too small to be out by itself.