Your favorite saying

[Will24]

My normal sayings...



"My god I am retarded, why didn't I realize that earlier"



"Focker!" - from Meet the Parents



"Whatcha thinkin?"



"Life is just one damn thing after another... "



"Friggin ford... "



"two wrongs don't make a right, three lefts do"



to the guys in the group next to me in my Engines lab while they work on their Mack (Both are powerstroke guys ... (this is a daily occurrence)



"Stop making fun of my Cummins and get back to working on your trash truck motor"



It's odd, they seem to make fun of my Cummins a lot, but it's odd that I am almost completely done reassembly and they finally dropped their crank in at the end of the day Monday.

 

[greyghost]

If ya take the bull by the horns, be ready for the ride. - I think Backster Black said that one but I like it



"Damn It, Tuck that dress in!" - used this morning, Folklift driver was whinning.



"Do I gotta get your daughter up here to show ya how its done" - said to a guy who has a 10 yr old going on 18.



"Done yet" - My guys hate that one, they even got it printed on tee shirts. "Done Yet" on the front and "No" with a big "bird" on the back. They all wear them on Fridays, go figure.



and



"Really, No kiddin" - said as sarcastically as possible, reserved for Know-it-alls.





Garrett

 

[Camara]

Well it's like this... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... :{

 

[dslmacdown]

When I see something broke down



"Ahhhh... ... Crap"



These for the wife



"If you're going to get mad at me everytime I do something stupid, then I going have to stop doing stupid things"



"Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?"



My favorite



"Life is one crushing defeat after another, until you just wish Flanders was dead" from the Simpson's



MAC

 

[AggieJustin]

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

[Steve M]

Folks dying today that ain't never died before!

Damn the lights, watch the cars. The lights never killed nobody!

I'm trying to think but nuttin' happens!

If at first you don't succeed, keep on suckin' 'til you do succeed!

need to use the restroom, " I gotta go drop the kids off at the pool!

 

[klenger]

"If a little bit is good, too much is just right"



"It sure make for a long day when you get to work on time"



"He looked good when he went by here" (Aircraft Carrier Landing)



"It's been a business doing pleasure with you"



"1st served, 1st come" (History of the World Part I)



"You can buy better, but you can't pay more for it. "



"We're not happy till you're not happy"



"In America, anyone can become president. That's the risk you take. " (A. Stevenson)

 

[ddesau]

Favorite saying

"NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE PERSON WHO DOESN'T HAVE TO DO IT"

 

[DKayser]

Two wrongs don`t make a right, but two Wrights once built an airplane. I`m so happy here, I could just s%$#! I`m like a pig in fresh mud!Oo. Oo. Oo.

 

[DKayser]

Two wrongs don`t make a right, but two Wrights once built an airplane. I`m so happy here, I could just s%$#! I`m like a pig in fresh mud!Oo. Oo. Oo.

 

[Whitmore]

Well I'll be a blue nosed gofer



Blow my dress up



Kiss a fat ladies @ss

 

[Hummerchick]

NO NAMES JUST SEX

 

[TPCDrafting]

It ain't over till the fat lady sings, but she's standing at the podium.



My father in-law says "that door has a crack big enough to throw a cat through"



You could say a guy doesn't have a pot to pee in or a window to throw it out.

 

[Clinton]

You can't make chicken soup outta chicken poop.

 

[B.G. Smith]

"Lord please help me to be the person my dog thinks I am" and from Confuscious (sp) "Man who fight with woman all day have no peace at night".

 

[Kimber]

Just hangin out like a hair in a biscuit.

 

[Kimber]

Just hangin out like a hair in a biscuit.

 

[wcaldwell]

"Time's fun when you're havin' flies"

 

[FFutch]

Here's a couple of more...

"All women are psycho"

"I ain't predjudice,I hate everyone... equally"

 

[jeepit]

Busier than a two-peckered billie goat!