A mind is a terrible thing to waste!

[WOWZY]

These are supposed to be actual absentee notes from parents.





Dear school: Pleas exkuse John for being absent on January 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and 33.



Chris have an acre in his side.



Mary could not come to school because she was bother by very close veins.



John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.



I kape Billie home because she had to Christmas shopping because I didn't no what size she wear.



John was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.



Please excuse Gloria, She been sick and under the doctor.



My son is under the doctor's care and could not take fizacal ed. Please execute him.



Lillie was absent from school yesterday as she had a gang over.



Please excuse Blanch from P. E. for a few days. Yesterday, she fell out of a tree and misplaced her hip.



Please excuse Joyce from jim today. She is administrating.



Please excuse Joey Friday, he had loose vowels.



Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football, he was hurt in the growing part.



My daughter wouldn't come to school Monday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with some Marines.



Please excuse Sandra from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.



Ralph was absent yesterday because of a sour trout.



Please excuse Wayne for being out yesterday because he had the fuel.



Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault.



Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low-grade fever. There must be the flu going around, her father even got hot last night.



Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.



Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals.



Please forgive Clarence for being absent from school the past few days. He was home sick from an operation. He had penis trouble and had to be serpent sized.



The basement of our house got flooded where the children sleep so they had to be evaporated.



Please exuse Tiffany from being absent she had a sour throught.



Please excuse Joyce from P. E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell

off a tree and misplaced her hip.



Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.



Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.



Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.



Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.



Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diah (crossed out) diahoah (crossed out) dyah (crossed out) the $hits.

 

[Champane Flight]

Sounds like?

Sounds like an area with a Republican population... ... Ha Ha.....

 

[GGill]

Republican??

I think it sounds more like the garbage the Dems have been letting into this country for the last 20 years... the voting constituency that got Clinton into the White house twice.

 

[rrausch]

True GGill. One of the reasons Republicans have more money than the Democons is because they are better educated, they studied harder, and had better role models.



Now about the written excuses: I loved 'em. :-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[Mr. Brewski]

OUCH!!! Cant we all get along??... . (No I aint no liberterian. . - God's Own Party)

 

[paccool]

This is starting to sound like one of the house votes!!:-{} Oo.

 

[Okie-Go]

As a teacher I see stuff like this nearly everyday. It is not just certain political parties. I remember one I heard a long time ago I had a note from a parent saying her girl had been in bed sick with the Dr. for a week and he wasn't doing her any good so she was going to get another Dr. I carried that note in my wallet until it turned yellow and I could not read it because of the age.