And then the fight began . . . (Ends: January 31, 2010)

[MMeier]

'nother

I rear-ended a car this morning with the '93. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?



Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... . he was a DWARF!!!



He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'



So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'



And then the fight began .....

 

[IRNGOAT]

My wife said evry time we hit a bump in the new Ram the seat belt is too tight . I said that's because it extended all the way !! and then the fight began

 

[Allnew2Me]

The first gen trucks have 12 valves, the seconds 24, add CP3s and common rails,

6. 7 makes it four.



All Dodges and all Cummins, so I simply asked each man, "Which one makes more power?"

and then the fight began... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .....

 

[Allnew2Me]

Ol' Dodge was down at Pismo just churning up the beach, when I headed to the big sand bowls that most trucks never reach.



I found a Ford and Chevy there, both buried in the sand, I asked "Whom shall I pull out first?"

and then the fight began... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

 

[Allnew2Me]

I eased my Dodge up to the line, my Cummins blowing smoke, across and in the other lane was a V8 Powerstroke.



The staging lights were counting down, the brakes held all they can, the green lights hit, I dumped the clutch

and then the fight began... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

 

[Allnew2Me]

My poor old automatic finally bit the dust, It's shifting all erratically replacement is a must.



Who builds the best converter and the strongest auto trans? I stood back and put my flame suit on

and then the fight began... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .

 

[DennyDay]

My wife and I walked out of Geno's Garage near Atlanta, after purchasing a set of electric and heated towing mirrors for our '06 Dodge, when my wife asked "What were you thinking?" And Then the fight began!

My wife just read the above post, 'And then the fight began!':-laf

 

[ChrisOlson]

someone posred on TDR that the duramax was a better diesel

and the fight began.

 

[Allnew2Me]

Programmers and injectors add torque and mass horsepower, new sticks can be installed by most in just about an hour.



But when it comes to boxes boys, I still don't understand, Smarty or Quadzilla?

and then the fight began... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .

 

[fest3er]

More examples of pure fiction... .

As the antique pickup truck with the windowed Duramax was being towed past me in the pits, I shouted to the driver he shoulda used a Cummins. And then the fight started.

I was driving west on I-70 up the big hill towing my 15,000# 5th wheel in OD somewhere above the speed limit when I came upon a Powerstroke in the right lane struggling along at 45 MPH towing his little 26' travel trailer. I slowed, rolled the window down and told him he shoulda got a Dodge diesel, and hit 'Resume'. There was no fight, but he sure looked liked he wanted one when he gave me the universal mono-digital salute.

After the sled puller coaxed a rod out the side of his 6B at the 150' marker, I asked him how far he woulda got if he'd let Compy build the engine. He grinned, shook his head and said his new Scheid-built motor was on the way. Later on Comp-D, Timmy egged on the fight.

As I was stumbling home from the bar, I saw a guy with a Powerstroke getting a jump-start from an old 300D. I cackled and told him he wouldn'ta had tha' provlem if his batheries ha' been propherly connecthed in seriesth. And then the fight started.

Come guys and gals! Get creative! You know you've got stories to tell, and you have a whole month to polish them! Immortalize your friends and foes in one- and two-liners! No one is safe. Or exempt!

 

[mickeyblueyes]

While at the local chapter meeting of our TDR, My wife got a glimpse of that so called "dress"your wife had on... ... ... ... ... then the fight started.

 

[Allnew2Me]

I haul a heavy camper weighing in at many tons, and with tire pressures all maxed out a blowout isn't fun.



But even though my single rear has more weight than it can stand, I don't need no stinkin' dually

and then the fight began... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .

 

[Allnew2Me]

I had a different opinion then HBarlow.....

And the the fight began!!!

Best one so far!:-laf

 

[GaryOwen]

When my wife backed my truck into a light pole - just after stating "don't worry, I'm a good backer" - I told her I was going to have "She was a good backer" put on her headstone when she died - and then the fight began. (True story)

 

[jray]

While watching a football game my girlfriend asked what kind of truck accessories I would like for Christmas. I replied, "earplugs" ... ..... and then the fight began.

 

[HookMeUp]

My 5 year old son is afraid to go to the bathroom by himself. He desperately had to go, so my wife told him he might as well pee his pants because she's not going with him, so he did, and then the fight began ...

 

[fest3er]

Not a one- or two-liner, and the meter is poor. But it does mention TDR and staff, and fighting is mentioned. And it semi-anonymously immortalizes a Chat Freak alum who didn't ask the question that started the war but did find a good oil to use.



Blame it on Allnew2Me. He started with the poetry!

There once was a teacher from Lodi,

Who wanted a lube he could swear by.

So he asked on TDR,

"What's the best oil by far?"



He got neither battle, skirmish nor fight

Instead, all-out war came to light.

One side fought with feelings abound

And the other with their facts to hand.



For a time, the moderators were lax

While the sides battled with feelings and facts.

Here they thrust and there they parried.

Others thought they ought be married.



Then Robin and Steve came in

And said, "Oh no! Not this again!

We've let you lower the bar,

But this time you've gone too far!"



So discussions were locked

And warnings were sent.

And the poor teacher from Lodi

Never found an oil to go buy.

 

[WaynesWorld]

And then the fight began...

My box of new parts just arrived from Genos Garage. Oo.

I told the wife the install was a piece of cake,

And then the fight began,:-{}



WAYNES WORLD

 

[Moose Truck]

Come guys and gals! Get creative! You know you've got stories to tell, and you have a whole month to polish them! Immortalize your friends and foes in one- and two-liners! No one is safe. Or exempt!

The Drag Racers told Sledy to meet them at the tree,

He wandered are the Parking lot at IRP,

Saying "I've looked at every damm tree,

I think those guys are Making fun of me!"

and then the fight started. :-{}



Friday @ the Indy Diesel Nats, 2006

 

[Missouri Mule]

Talking with a fellow 12 valve owner he mentioned that he could put a chip into his truck to get more horse power. I told him he that a computer did run his engine and then the fight began... ! :-{}



Mechanic replaced fuel filter "fuel in water" light stayed on he put another brand on light went off. I told him I had put on 4 fuel filters and never had that problem and then the fight began!



A former employee a "Collector of junk" (used cars and trucks) wanted to buy my Mule and then the fight began... ! #@$%!(former employee) (Me)



A man/woman driving a PowerStoke (or any ford with 6. 9,7,3,6. 0 or 6. 4 International diesel) mentions that "Ford owns Cummins" and then the fight began... ! (if you only knew how many times I have heard this. )