Bad memories of circumcision !

[Whitmore]

I remember it all so well, I was a young man of 3 days old, I loved everbody that came into my vision and talked cutiepie to me,there were these beautiful females dressed in white that would keep my diapers fresh and my bottles full, they would rock me to sleep for awsome dreams of my new found life on earth, fight over me and called me the most beautiful baby they had ever saw, life was truely a new adventure and was so very exciting. Till one early morning a man with a funny instrument hanging from his neck appeared before me and removed my diaper... ... ... ... ... . for some odd reason I knew this wasnt right from the getgo with him being a man and all, I had this gut wrenching feeling that this ordeal was not going to be good at all and then it happened... ..... the terrible feeling of pain hit me where it counted and my new lungs went into full excercise with blood curdeling screams and the burning sensation was unbearable to the point of almost passing out... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..... It hurt so bad I didnt walk for one and a half years... ... ..... every since that horrible day I have never ever bared myself in front of a man



Can you remember your most terrible day?



Cheers, Kevin

 

[lschultz]

My memory is not that good. It don't go back that far. What books have you been reading lately?Is there a leak at that gas plant you work at?Having marital problems?Just think your grandson will get to go thru this. When he is cut they will probably hear you hollering.

 

[Camara]

I thought there was more to it! I've been robbed!

 

[BIGDIG]

She was my doctors assistant .

Yup,she held my bag up while he worked... ... ... . My IV bag:-laf

 

[Camara]

Well you know... ... ... ... ... ... ... . Never mind it will probably get pulled if I say it. I'm going to bed now. Good night!









(I still can't find that missing piece and it's been 44 years)

 

[lschultz]

Flashbacks

This one is still going maybe times are changing. After all it has to do with a medical procedure Maybe Whitmore is receding back into his infant days:--)

 

[B.G. Smith]

Problems

Whitmore, remember the problem with the bar of soap, just try to concentrate on that and all your other problems will fade away. bg

 

[nickleinonen]

Re: Problems

Originally posted by B. G. Smith

Whitmore, remember the problem with the bar of soap, just try to concentrate on that and all your other problems will fade away. bg

:-laf :{

 

[Steve M]

It all goes back to when Abraham was in the kitchen starting supper. He called to Sarah to come in and lop the head off that chicken. She missunderstood him. So now we must all endure the same fate...

Of course I would much rather it be done when I was first hatched than when I was twelve like our Jewish brothers.

 

[Camara]

OWWwww. Not so haaarrrdd!

 

[LSMITH]

BIG DIG, that pic is making me feel a little funny, funny like climbing the rope in gym classOo. Oo. :-laf :-laf

 

[C. Harlan]

How about a Nurse Chicks thread??

That would rock!#ad




-Chris-

 

[BIGDIG]

 

[daveshoe]

Two Rabbis went to dinner and one paid for dinner with a very beautiful wallet It was made with the finest,softest leather imaginable. When the second rabbi saw it , he just had to have one. The first rabbi explained to him that it was made from the --byproduct of -- the procedure. he then offered to have one made for his dinner companion.

Many months later , the wallet was given to the second rabbi. The first rabbi told him '' not only is this the finest wallet that you will ever possess, but if you rub it, it will turn into a suitcase!"

 

[Hummin Cummins]

I should not be reading this. I'm going for a vasectomy next week. :{

 

[Camara]

A vasectomy ain't that bad. Had it done on a Friday and went to work Monday. Have to be careful as you ae a little tender down there. My best friend for that weekend was a bag of crushed ice. But now I can play and don't have to pay as much!

 

[E7mack96]

thats funny

I'm getting snipped on the 27th of this month.



Hope it heals quick. Want to get back in the "saddle" as quick as I can.

 

[Camara]

Be careful. The doc told me I still had live ammunition for quite a while. Even after 8 weeks (with my wifes daily help) I was still live. It took about 12 weeks before I ran out of ammo. The only way you will know is to give the doctor a "sample". Play it safe and protect yourself(s) until the doctor says you're empty. When you get the Ok have a great time. Oo. Anytime, Anywhere, no worries.

 

[lschultz]

How did we go from circumcision:{ to vasectomy Whats next?

 

[BIGDIG]

COLONOSCAPY