E-Mail Joke Of The Day.....

[JR]

Beaches are closed and where's her mask?

Those would be some awkward tan lines

 

[Tractorat]

Since the younger generation wont know, I will help them out

If youre not old enough to get it, it wasnt meant for you . You have to belong to the club.

 

[Cummins12V98]

"Beaches are closed and where's her mask?"

She is wearing 3.

 

[BIGNASTY]

It appears she might be wearing it???

HA HA HA HA Sometimes I need to tell Penny to put on a swimsuit because she doesn't like tan lines, she tells me she is wearing one. it reminds me of the movie Six days & Seven Nights where David Schwimer says the same thing about the eye patch bathing suit

 

[Cummins12V98]

 

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[jhenderson]

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Wouldn’t that put you off your feed!

 

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[AHutson]

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It would pry do the job very well, but sitting comfortably might be an issue afterwards.

 

[Cummins12V98]

 

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[Cummins12V98]

#ad

 

[CBari]

#ad

 

[DHayden]

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I dont know about everyone else, but I dont stay around for an arse whoopin' after 6 shots, miss or not.

 

[Cummins12V98]

This story is NO BS!!!

I hired two guys to hang 50,000Sq Ft of Drywall and kept them on for a few years because they were good hands. Jerry retired and him and Boz's Sister moved to TX. They would get all drunked up and yell at each other calling names along the way.

Well Jerry was cleaning his revolver they were drinking, she grabbed the gun and loaded it it saying i'm going to shoot you! Jerry said go ahead ya old B!TCH, you won't shoot me!!! BAM

Jerry survived.