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It is a slow day in Pumpjack, Wy., and streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt and living on credit.
A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel and lays a $100 bill on the desk, saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs before committing to stay.
As soon as he walks upstairs, the desk clerk grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
The butcher takes the bill and runs down the road to pay his debt to the farmer.
The farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to the Co-op.
The guy at the Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute who has had to offer her services on credit.
The hooker runs to the motel and pays off her room bill to the the clerk.
The desk clerk placeS the $100 bill back on the counter so the traveler won't suspect anything.
At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states the rooms are not satisfactory, and picks up the bill and leaves.
No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now out of debt and looking to the future with more optimism.
AND THAT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IS HOW A STIMULUS PACKAGE WORKS.
 
Hmmm... Happy Jack in AZ.

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JR,
We used to go ski at Happy Jack when I was a kid. The ski area closed quite a few years ago.
Bud


As kids we went to the ski area to down hill tube. A long hike up followed by a short and violent ride back down the long abandoned runs....man what a rush!
As we got older and more versed on skis we started braving the down hill runs as the cross country trails crossed the down hill runs, albeit short runs. None of us had actual down hill skis and boots. As i remember, the full length of the ski runs were beginning to be over run with small pines by that point. I can't imagine what they look like now.
 
  • The recession has hit everybody really hard. My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.

    CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

    A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

    If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

    McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

    Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

    Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

    My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it and they re-possessed her!

    A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

    A picture is now only worth 200 words.

    The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
 

Mike,

I've learned that the United Rotator Towing Bros of USA Assn. in conjunction with Miller Industries have strategically placed these special PO supports at known locations throughout the wind corridors and any place that this has previously occurred just for this purpose. They determined that it reduces the time and effort to spot those monster straps correctly for the rotator operators. If you looked at the other side you'd see reinforced outrigger support pads right in the tarmac.

You can contact URTBofUSAA and request an installation.

Gary
 
I have a neighbour that's on a main road and was having people drive over his mail box a few times a year. So he got himself a section of railway track, put it 10' in the ground in concrete and then made a wood box post to slide over it above ground and mounted his box. Unfortunately the culprit must have seen him doing this because no one has attempted to run it over in 20 years now. I was looking forward to the carnage.
 
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