How do you convince the boss you're good for something, when you aren't?

[Shovelhead]

Try wearing your

" I'm not going to work today... . The voices said to stay home and clean the guns" T-shirt for the interview.

 

[Archive]

Shovelhead... ROFLMAO! Thanks for the belly laugh this morning!

 

[Doc Tinker]

You guys are great with the ideas



Yes John Berger, it's a government job and you've come up with the most practical idea. That was the angle that I used, when I went for the interview this morning. The boss hummed and hawed for a few minutes, trying to figure out how to start, so I pulled out my pre-made sheets of my qualifications and his eyes lit right up and he said that my list would be a great help. Twenty minutes later, I walked out of his office with the knowledge that I would have to keep waiting for someone to make the next decision.



Oh well... Looks like I'll have at least another week to put on a few more pounds.



Doc

 

[TStinson]

You could approach the boss with something like:

"Ya know, I've done so much, for so long, with

so little, that I am now qualified to do anything,

with nothing!"



After working commercial construction for 29 yrs, I feel that way lots of times!

 

[HEMI®Dart]

Great Thread! I am LMAO