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Home furnace problem, need advice

It all started with a simple phone call.



What started out as a beautiful, calm day... ended in disaster.



I really have to thank TDR member Paul LaFrombois for being there with me during this very difficult time in my life.



Below are some pictures of the scene as it played out.



We tried and tried to get my $200 mattress and box (notice how I didn't use the word spring?) up to the second floor. Try as we might... I still had to get out the 3-pound ball peen hammer. Me and sheetrock get along just fine... except when it's in the way. Come to find out... hogging out all that sheetrock didn't give us enough clearance to get the box up the stairwell.



So - I approached the Mattress Discounters bottom-of-the-line box with a utility knife, wood chisel, my handy dandy 3-pound ball peen hammer and lots of fightin' words.



Paul had a look on his face the whole time that was hard to describe. He was both amazed and unimpressed at the same time. His final thought was: "Well, at least we got it up there. " That's right, Paul... we got it up there. :-laf



I now have a more intimate knowledge of some of my second floor plumbing and don't feel bad at all about the damage for a few reasons:



  1. This experience has uncovered a dire need to modify the stairwell to fit stuff up there. It shouldn't have been built like that in the first place.
  2. I got to buy a 6hp wet/dry vac! :cool:
  3. The sheetrock was improperly installed, anyhow... ? :)



Matt
 
I was kind of disappointed after reading the title, I thought maybe you were having some sort of relations with a married chick!!
 
Hey, at least you got a BOMB'd Shop vac out of the deal! Put that on your siggy. . I dont know of many people, or anybody for that matter who owns a 6HP shop vac. .



So did the box spring get back together?



-Chris-
 
Lol

LMFAO... :-laf



Only YOU could make a simple bed move, an ordeal like this... :-laf



But wait a minute...



In the future, maybe you can use that bed you just moved to become a real homewrecker, if you know what I mean??? ;)
 
If it was a queen or king size bed you can get a two piece box spring, I had the same problem with my stairs. I could not get a full size box spring up either, so I made one from plywood and 2X4s, it was for the spare room so it really did not matter. When I got a new mattress and box spring I got a queen with a two piece box spring, went up without any problem.
 
I had a problem like that in our old house. Queen bed wouldnt fit up the stairway. We had built a deck on the back of the house and put a lattice roof on it for a bit of shade. There was a tall casement window above the deck. I took the window out of the frame. Broke out the extension ladder and pushed that freaking mattress and box spring up the ladder onto the lattice roof and took it in through the second story window, it fit with about 1/32 of inch clearance. What a pita. Then bought one of those select comfort kingsize beds a few years later. It fit up there no problem just took a bunch of trips with all those parts to it.
 
*Mental Note*



DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT ask MTY to help move into a new house...





OMG dude, I am laughing so hard right now... :-laf :-laf :-laf :D :-laf
 
I had the same problem. I coudn't even get the mattress itself up the stairs. My solution was to remove the second story window and stand in the back of my lifted '96 to shove it up there. And they said lifted trucks weren't good for anything. :D
 
I'm just glad we didn't have to look at pics of a nasty 'ol matress with liberated fluid stains. :-laf

I guess you now know just how big a girlfriend you can fit up them stairs. :eek:
 
:-laf :-laf :-laf

One word - Futon



Or better yet, trash the box 'non-springs', swish the mattress up the stairs, become a 'pony tail guy', burn some incense, and sleep on the mattress on the floor. Simple :cool:



The hippy chicks will come a flocking. Girl friend problelm solved too! ;)



Oh, almost forgot, that way you won't have to fix the hole either. You can call it "getting in touch with your third world self" Ommmmm!
 
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ARedetzke said:
I was kind of disappointed after reading the title, I thought maybe you were having some sort of relations with a married chick!!



Stay tuned... I'm still new to the neighborhood. :D



Chris said:
I dont know of many people, or anybody for that matter who owns a 6HP shop vac. . So did the box spring get back together?



I went into Home DePot thinking I was going to spend $200 for a piece of junk. Little did I know that you could get one heck of a wet/dry vac for $99. I didn't buy the 6. 5hp model since it didn't do anything extra that I really needed. Check it out.



As for the box (I still can't use the word spring to describe that thing... . ) it went back together decently. It makes a lot of extra noise now... I bet a few sheetrock screws will solve that, though. :-laf



Andy said:
Only YOU could make a simple bed move, an ordeal like this... :-laf



That might be true... Luckily I had a camera to share it with ya'all.



Bertram65 said:
I could not get a full size box spring up either, so I made one from plywood and 2X4s...



After seeing how my box was made... I'm under the assumption that it was made in the same factory that makes cheap greeting cards and fortune cookie fortunes. The monkies they have sitting at typewriters for the cards/fortunes pull swing shift in the woodshop section of the compound... I'm going to build my own collapsable type box... maybe it will even have a 'spring' portion... stay tuned.



BarryG said:
... it fit with about 1/32 of inch clearance...



I would have loved to have 1/32" of clearance. At one point Paul was kicking/pushing while I was pulling... :D



Mark said:
DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT ask MTY to help move into a new house...



Normally, MTY is a very calm dude and is not destructive at all. Every once in a while... he snaps - and this is what happens. :-laf



Forrest said:
... I've got just the tool...



A wise man once told me that I should never be afraid to wreck a tool to get the job done. With that in mind... I never knew that it was okay to wreck the workpiece and everything around it to get the job done. :-laf



NCovey said:
I had the same problem.



... and I bet you wanted to have at the sheetrock just like I did. :-laf



No baking soda was harmed during this ordeal. Records testifying this fact are available from the custodian of records:

Melanie Cooper - 359 West 14th St. , Van Nuys, CA 91405



MTY
 
As for the box (I still can't use the word spring to describe that thing... . ) it went back together decently. It makes a lot of extra noise now... I bet a few sheetrock screws will solve that, though.





I would love to be a fly on the wall for the first female visit on that... HEY!!!!!!! WEB CAM!!!!



BTW... I want one of those Cheese Bra's from the Packers Stadium.
 
What do you mean that injector doesn't seem to line up ... get outa the way ... I've got just the tool"



sad thing, i have had to do this a few times at work. that and taking a file to a freshly remanufactured power assembly head to ream out the locating dowel pin hole for the injectors on emd power packs... these low ball rebuilds we get fail like 70% of the time within 1 month... sad :( emd power packs' end up costing about $15,000usd each including labour for actual EMD assemblies. the rebuilds are like $4k cheaper, but when they last 30 days instead of 300 days, well who's saving money there. . ?
 
A bit off topic, but we have another saying in the aviation business, ... "measure with a micrometer, mark it with chalk, cut it with an axe, beat to fit, caulk to fill, paint to match".
 
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