To all spammers
My name is Spam
Spam I Am
I have some stuff I'd like to sell
Take a look it's really swell
Some Guy:
I do not want your worthless spam
I do not want it, Spam I Am
Spam I Am:
100 dollar oil that really rocks
Just 9 dollars still in box
Some Guy:
You are really full of bunk
I do not want your worthless junk
I do not want your worthless spam
I do not want it, Spam I Am
Spam I Am:
How about some real fast cash
Fifty thousand in a flash
Some Guy:
How stupid do you think I am?
I wont join your shady scam
Your a sucker, you silly gitch
If it worked, we'd all be rich
I do not want your worthless spam
I do not want it, Spam I Am
Spam I Am:
Check out this website of mine
For selling coolers, it's real fine
Some Guy:
I went to your site, it really sucks
For this your charging lots of bucks?
You could at least learn to spell
Why dont you just go to He!!
I do not want your worthles spam
I do not want it Spam I Am
Dont pretend your add are new
You really insult us when you do
I wont buy your worthless stocks
Our heads are not full of rocks
Stop it Spam. Enough's enough
I dont want your trashy stuff
I do not want your damn spam
I do not want it Spam I Am
Don~
My name is Spam
Spam I Am
I have some stuff I'd like to sell
Take a look it's really swell
Some Guy:
I do not want your worthless spam
I do not want it, Spam I Am
Spam I Am:
100 dollar oil that really rocks
Just 9 dollars still in box
Some Guy:
You are really full of bunk
I do not want your worthless junk
I do not want your worthless spam
I do not want it, Spam I Am
Spam I Am:
How about some real fast cash
Fifty thousand in a flash
Some Guy:
How stupid do you think I am?
I wont join your shady scam
Your a sucker, you silly gitch
If it worked, we'd all be rich
I do not want your worthless spam
I do not want it, Spam I Am
Spam I Am:
Check out this website of mine
For selling coolers, it's real fine
Some Guy:
I went to your site, it really sucks
For this your charging lots of bucks?
You could at least learn to spell
Why dont you just go to He!!
I do not want your worthles spam
I do not want it Spam I Am
Dont pretend your add are new
You really insult us when you do
I wont buy your worthless stocks
Our heads are not full of rocks
Stop it Spam. Enough's enough
I dont want your trashy stuff
I do not want your damn spam
I do not want it Spam I Am
Don~