Thong bathing suit

[BIGDIG]

 

[LSMITH]

BIGDIG, can I come work on trucks at your friends house? I can bring some beer or cigars or something... ... .

 

[BIGDIG]

LSMITH,thats a true story. She's a trip. I even took a picture of her flashing us on his jetski,while we were in his boat,with her camara... . she made me take it

 

[LSMITH]

I believe you, but I just gotta see it with my own eyes... ... ... who am I kidding here? I am a pervert and I would look for sure Oo. Oo.

 

[Jff24Gordn]

Originally posted by BIGDIG

A buddy of mine is REAL SECURE,I mean REEEEAAALL SECURE about his girlfriend. Little 5'2" petite blonde,loves wearing tiny bikini's. While working on our trucks one day at her house,she came out wearing just about nothing,to see if we wanted lunch. My buddy says"show us your tattoo again" . . well without hesitating,down goes the bikini bottom,to her feet,while she held on to them . Nice little dragon on her cheek. My buddy holds up his beer bottle to mine and lets out a big WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO then just goes back to his truck. It's kind of a frequent thing now for her to flash us,he keeps telling her MORE-MORE-MOREOo.

hmm, maybe I need to work on my truck somehwere else.

 

[Mike Ellis]

Tell ya what, I'm torn on this one. I love seeing a good looking woman in a bathing suit, and a nice pair of feminine cheeks thing thonging along gets my attention PDQ.

However, after seeing more than a few pretty young women sitting in the clinic devastated because a mole or such is now threatening their life, I have become so paranoid of Mr. Sun that I near about panic if the wife and kids try to go outside in a short-sleeve shirt. Arggh.

Clearly it would be a public service for an informed guy like me to show up at the beach and do mandatory sunscreen inspections on all attractive young women, tenderly applying large quantities of silky smooth sunscreen as required...

 

[BIGDIG]

Mike-Here's a solution,just have your wife wear the thong around the house.

 

[DHayden]

Still waiting for some picks /slap

 

[BIGDIG]

 

[TORQUE THIS]

OH MY GOD THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Shovelhead]

The only thing missing is the question:



Does this make my butt look big?

 

[BIGDIG]

:-laf

 

[klenger]

And she's topless too!!!!

 

[HoleshotHolset]

The thong or the pants isn't what makes the person look fat - it's their big fat butt that makes them look fat.



Some people suffer from a very bad disease called pantstootightis.....



Spandex / stretchy clothes are meant for athletes not people who literally sit AROUND the house... ...



Matt - I'm not fat, I'm "big-boned"... ...

 

[Doc Tinker]

LOL

 

[DHayden]

BIGDIG, I hope thats not the picture of the friends "petite" wife :--) . I didnt see a dragon tatoo so I'm holding my breath for the real pic Oo.

 

[JohnCooper]

Hey BIDIG! That WAS you taking pictures of my wife at the beach last weekend!:-laf

 

[Hale on wheels]

John, if your wife happens upon this thread, let us know if you need a couch to sleep on for a while

 

[skobylenski]

Like I always say - "spandex is a privledge, not a right"



Anyway, my girlfriend says that if she wants to walk around with a string up her arse, then she'll put a string up her arse. Oh well, I tried